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Elitist Bastards: The Bastards of March

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In this week's Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther -- along with their producer/coherer Steve Shanafelt -- discuss current films ...



Podcast produced/cohered by Steve Shanafelt. The theme music is "1832" by E. Lee. Art by Jeremy Dylan. The Elitist Bastards podcast is also available on the iTunes store as a free download.

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    • Wow. I am very impressed with the effort on that image.Nicely done!
      By bill smith
      10/07/2011

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    • ...Although the notion of Ken Hankey as the next president is not a comforting thought...
      By bill smith
      10/07/2011

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    • Wow. I am very impressed with the effort on that image.Nicely done!

      Aw shucks.

      By Jeremy Dylan
      10/08/2011

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      • Seriously. The magazine part is most impressive. Is that an actual print-out for the TIME cover? Or is it all done inside the magic box?
        By bill smith
        10/08/2011

    • Although the notion of Ken Hankey as the next president is not a comforting thought

      Certainly not for those who can't even spell my name.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/08/2011

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    • That may have been on purpose, to draw similarities to a certain Xmas poo from South Park, just to be feces-tious (is that how it's spelled?)

      Also, I agree about the effort on this and all the other "bastardized" movie poster sendups. I appreciate what goes into them and hope others do, even if they are only seen online.

      By brebro
      10/08/2011

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    • That may have been on purpose

      That only serves to make "Mr. Smith" that much higher on the up-against-the-wall list once I'm in charge.

      to draw similarities to a certain Xmas poo from South Park, just to be feces-tious (is that how it's spelled?)

      I've often considered the possibility of filing a pain-and-suffering suit against the South Park boys over that. I spent 41 years subject to every "snot rag" joke imaginable, only to be turned into an animated talking turd. I suspect there are those who think that apt. They're on the list, too.

      I appreciate what goes into them and hope others do, even if they are only seen online.

      Yes, Young Jeremy is most certainly the Unsung Bastard.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/08/2011

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      • "That only serves to make "Mr. Smith" that much higher on the up-against-the-wall list once I'm in charge."

        Most people are referring to a firing squad when they say that, but I have a feeling you mean something more intimate...

        By bill smith
        10/08/2011

      • What about hanke-pankey? Junior High? Nothin?

        They took it easy on you.

        By bill smith
        10/08/2011

    • My condolences on having a last name that snarky people can use to elicit comparisons to unpleasant things that are Brown.
      By brebro
      10/08/2011

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    • I never would!
      By Ken Hanke
      10/08/2011

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    • Most people are referring to a firing squad when they say that, but I have a feeling you mean something more intimate...

      Time may or may not tell.

      What about hanke-pankey?

      That's so obvious it goes without saying.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/09/2011

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    • Seriously. The magazine part is most impressive. Is that an actual print-out for the TIME cover?

      It's actually taken from the poster for The Ides of March only that has Ryan Gosling and George Clooney -- who get paid much more -- instead of Justin and me.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/09/2011

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      • Yes, Ken. I get what it is taken from. I am aware it is an "homage".

        What I was asking was how he got your image on the time magazine; if he printed out the image and held it up to his own face, or if the magic was done with photoshop. IF the latter, most impressive. If the former, still pretty cool.

        .

        By bill smith
        10/09/2011

    • BTW, here's my prediction for the most popular Halloween costume this year:

      http://tinyurl.com/3uc5cpx

      By Barry Summers
      10/09/2011

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    • What I was asking was how he got your image on the time magazine; if he printed out the image and held it up to his own face, or if the magic was done with photoshop. IF the latter, most impressive. If the former, still pretty cool.

      It certainly wasn't the former.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/09/2011

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      • I think Imma it for the artist's explanootion. But thunks!
        By bill smith
        10/09/2011

    • BTW, here's my prediction for the most popular Halloween costume this year

      In very specialized circles, I hope.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/09/2011

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      • In very specialized circles, I hope.

        I think it would be difficult to move in circles. Perhaps if you got the 'NASCAR' stitching. But then you could only go in circles...

        By Barry Summers
        10/09/2011

    • But then you could only go in circles...

      A key problem with the film itself.

      By Ken Hanke
      10/10/2011

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