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• Where’s my dessert , Xpress?

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  Mike Johnson | 20 days ago

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• Where’s my dessert , Xpress?

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  Mike Johnson | 20 days ago

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 05/02/2012

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  Michelle Scheve, Tom Scheve | 27 days ago

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  Michelle Scheve | 04/24/2012

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 04/18/12

  

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  Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Tom Scheve | 04/17/2012

  • According to Farmer’s Almanac, several slaves will escape plantations this month during new moon, heavy rains • Man who set world record for most marriages homeless yet again

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 04/11/12

  

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  Michele Scheve, Tom Scheve. | 04/10/2012

  • “Women Under 40” PAC withholding endorsement until Mayor Bellamy provides birth certificate • New Belgium coming to River District First beer on tap: Brownfield EPA • North Korea prepares controversial rocket launch Satellite captures image of South Korean orphan being attached to nose cone • Defecting soldiers: ‘No horror stories’ about time spent in Syrian Army, just not into ‘Army-type stuff’

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 04/04/12

  

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  Michele Scheve, Tom Scheve | 04/05/2012

  • Skilled workers in short supply. Also in short supply: skilled work.

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 03/28/12

  

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  Contributing this week: Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Tom Scheve. | 03/27/2012

  • Non-celebrity chef makes unannounced stop in Asheville for non-food-related matters • Reports surface alleging W. Asheville female walked dog-less down Haywood Rd. without coffee in hand • Local media providing nonstop ‘Hunger Games’ coverage thanks to special ‘behind-the-scenes’ access Bullet point checked off on marketing firm’s internal memo • Progress Energy installs six plug-in electric vehicle charging stations in Asheville Should offset emissions by Progress Energy coal-burning power plant by early Summer • National Climatic Data Center computers in Asheville hacked Leaked memo reveals ‘no such thing as climate whatsoever’ • Madison County cuts ribbon on new jail Cut ribbon allows 4 inmates to escape new jail

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 03/21/12

  

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  Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Tom Scheve. | 03/20/2012

  • APD releases details of attempted bank robbery Average-sized male wearing sunglasses, hat still at large • Asheville businesses hope to attract ‘Hunger Games’ fans Experts expect filmgoers from around the world will pass through Asheville during endcredit exodus to Shelby, NC • Chocolate Lounge offering ‘Freshman 15’ special to UNCA students: 1-liter ‘big slam’ liquid chocolate poured over iced fudge cubes, served with insulin chaser • Tree-huggers: Solemnity of holiday ruined by Asheville Arbor Day zipline ‘tree-to-tree orgy party’ • NC to recognize Korean War vets, unless NC tries to identify them using old military I.D. photos • Maoist rebels rocked by Wikipedia entry on China’s Cultural Revolution • Britain, U.S. press China, Russia on Syria Also, Ivory Coast, Lichtenstein press Argentina, Fiji on Laos, New Zealand

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• Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 03/14/12

  

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  Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Tom Scheve | 03/13/2012

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• Asheville comedians infiltrate Elaine's Piano Bar at GPI on Fridays; can't find the Jacuzzi

  Jeff Fobes | 11/25/2011

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