• Affordable-housing advocates put out of work by declining home prices
• Commentary: Does collective responsibility prohibit analysis of bio-ethical equality at the grassroots level?
• Getting ready for a new school year
• Christian bumper sticker in purgatory
• Pet of the Week
• News Briefs

• In a world awash in upside-down flagism, only one man can dispense Buncombe-style justice
• Local man finds holy image in potato chip
• Mountain Xpress Advertising: it works!
• Kid Care with Arnold
• Pet of the week

• Bele Chere announces 3-day residency at Orange Peel
• Fun Facts about the Budweiser Clydesdales
• Hook a poor brother up with a funnel cake, bro!
• Kid Care with Arnold

• Fabtastic Four Trading Cards
• A useful guide to WNC’s best-kept-secret waterfalls
• Hop, click, skuffle brush! Clog freestyle or die!

• This year’s English Games to feature croquet, Scot-quartering, calvary stampede
• Making Ends Meet
• Outdoor Journal
• Fashion Forward
• Pet of the Week
• Letter to the Editor

• Business booming for Asheville’s luxury-car distressers
• Looking for a new home? Getting evicted from the home I sold you last year?
• Today’s featred spills on I-40
• In the rest of this issue
• Correction
• The Asheville Ethicist

• Asheville Food Not Bombs blamed for latest homeless ordinance
• Writers’ Workshop closed after author severs arm on table saw
• Mumpower releases more specific criteria of desired homeless photos
• Kid Care with Arnold
• Pet of the week

• Mystery Almost Solved: Will Brownie Be A ‘D’ Or ‘R’ In Upcoming Election?
• The Asheville Center for Spiritual Clarity Calendar
• Buncombe County 8th-graders to repeat 5th grade after pilot test glitch
• The Frugal Vegan Foodie
• Kid Care with Arnold