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• Meet Your Neighbor: Randy Hammer
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• Family plans intervention after Mumpower’s latest binge e-mailing
• Thought Thinking with Brandy
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• This Week’s Disclaimer Reader Poll
• Mumpower’s patients see light at end of tunnel
• More Drought Fun-Facts
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• Talks with Staples headquarters last week ‘went generally as expected’
• Commmentary: What we fail to recognize, we certainly won’t
• Today’s Disclaimer Organic Recipe
• On the Green Tip: Conserving water

• If football really was religion, I’d burn you boys at the stake for heresy
• Education: Nontraditional student adjusting to dorm life
• Ron Paul’s support runs gamut from wild-eyed to sweaty and out-of-breath
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