Having driven them to bankruptcy due to the outcome of the libel lawsuit for a post I made on their forums, the paper was forced to sell off its assets at rock-bottom prices. Thankfully, I had just finished my shift at Starbucks and had just enough cash in the tip jar to make a small purchase.
I never thought John McCain would sue us over making fun of his middle name. I mean, Sidney is a funny name for a man who wants to be president, after all. I guess we’ll just have to see what the jury says. Oh, I’m getting a call from my lawyer right now!
Boy, these deliberations are such a pain. Good thing we have this party platter. I’m having cold cuts. Anyone else want anything while I’m up? It looks like we have grapes and apple wedges.
I know this is off topic but I didn’t know where else to put it, but I figured since this threads kind of died down since Ralph Roberts moved to Trinidad and Tobago I could use this one.
Being the superstar freelance writer that I am, I need someone to help with my taxes and such. Do any of my fellow posters at the Xpress have any skills that would be beneficial to my current predicament?
Bob A. Loo could hear the increasingly angry voices of the police outside his door, demanding he surrender to them. Stubbornly, he grasped the bomb even tighter in one hand, and with the other he moused over hoping to just quickly check the online forum.
