I am moderated, which means that a lot of my posts get caught and not sent through to the main page, and thus a few of my ponderings about this week’s Xpress cover story (Doin’ It Daily) would probably be censored. So I am going to ask them all here, in as sensitive a manner as I can.
What about handskis? Did that count for the day, or was that a bonus?
Did mouthskis count?
What about doing it “the other way”? Did she have to take the day off the next day? Maybe those were the days the guy got handskis?
Did they do role play? What if she had to pretend she was a hooker and he beat her up or something? Did that cost him a day?
Suppose they had really tender, emotional sex. Would that give him an extra day?
I gotta know!
Trust me, it’ll never be as good or as interesting as you could imagine it to be. These are churchgoing parents—people for whom the idea of regular sex, in itself, something of a novelty. Gimp-gear probably didn’t make the shopping list.
Oh I bet it did. If you had a year, you’d get pretty depraved by like week four. I wonder if she had one of those plugs that look like a horses tail. I wonder how long it was until body painting and the reversing of gender roles came into play.
Oh I bet it did. If you had a year, you’d get pretty depraved by like week four. I wonder if she had one of those plugs that look like a horses tail. I wonder how long it was until body painting and the reversing of gender roles came into play.
Bugg, your imagination runs away with itself. In the book, Charla lauds the quickie, or quickski, if you’d prefer. She also does talk about getting bored and laughing when her hubby decides, in addition to daily sex, he want romancing as well.
BTW, what’s the longest you’ve been in a monogamous relationship?
I just wonder about specifics, that’s all. I think that in any healthy sexual relationship between consenting adults, boredom can set in, and that’s when the really weird stuff happens; bargaining for sex, experimentation, games. I’m just curious as to what occurred.
All humor aside, if you make your sex life the topic, don’t be surprised if all aspects of the topic are questioned.
Did anyone get a shot of his face when she told him about his gift ?
would have been a great cover
Can he give her the same gift next year ?
I wonder what the rest of the men in his church are praying for these days ?
to get this gift
or praying they don’t (i mean can you really turn this one down)
Too bad this didn’t happen to one of David Sedaris’s sisters ... it would have been a great story in his hands ....
