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Aug 11, 2008  12:26 PM
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How often does everyone poop? I like to think of pooping as the centerpiece to my day.

Does anyone have trouble pooping when they go out of town? I once went 6 days without pooping on a cross country trip.

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Reply #1 • Aug 12, 2008  07:11 AM
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Jason Bugg - 11 August 2008 12:26 PM

How often does everyone poop? I like to think of pooping as the centerpiece to my day.

Does anyone have trouble pooping when they go out of town? I once went 6 days without pooping on a cross country trip.

Finally, a post with some substance to it, lol.  Six days, you must have been walking funny. Twice I went to Europe and suffered a delay in my daily constitutional that’s slightly air pollutional.  I kept it to myself, so to speak, because I didn’t want to confirm the Europeans suspicions that Americans are full of… well, you know what I mean.  E-Lax baby, always in the shaving kit for those sojourns away from the home porcelain.

BTW, walking into a European bathroom is always an adventure of new discovery in waste collection systems.  Usually one just has to say, “This will be interesting.”

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Reply #2 • Aug 13, 2008  09:04 AM
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Does a bear poop in the woods? Jason, now that you live in the Great Wild (i.e. outside Asheville) you can find out first hand.

Please let us know.

 
Reply #3 • Aug 13, 2008  09:13 AM
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This thread stinks.

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Reply #4 • Aug 13, 2008  11:22 AM
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You should read this book, it will answer all your questions.
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Reply #5 • Nov 12, 2008  02:33 PM
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True story, I couldn’t poop when I first moved into this house for like 4 days. My girlfriend (an elementary school teacher) went out and got me this book as a joke.

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Reply #6 • Jan 06, 2009  06:21 PM
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Reply #7 • Jan 06, 2009  08:59 PM
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The (PFKaP): That makes me never want to eat any food ever again. Thanks.

 
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Steve Shanafelt - 06 January 2009 08:59 PM

The (PFKaP): That makes me never want to eat any food ever again. Thanks.

You look like you can (love)handle it.

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Reply #9 • Jan 06, 2009  09:41 PM
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You leave Steve alone. The man is a legend.

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Reply #10 • Jan 07, 2009  12:46 AM
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You could stand to miss a few pastrami rubans too, i imagine…

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Reply #11 • Jan 07, 2009  12:55 AM
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I don’t like Pastrami or Rubens.

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Reply #12 • Jan 07, 2009  01:31 AM
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Ask him about 3-way chili though. >cough<

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Ask me about 3 way sex too.

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ok now i don’t want to eat breakfast

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