1. Vegan Top-Hats or bowlers

2. Bloomers as outer wear

3. Knitted undies

4. Ballet shoes for men

5. Hemp earmuffs with soy-fiber lining

Please add your own.

Hoover-Flags.

‘Cept we’ll call em ‘Greenspan Flags’.

And a continuation of the evolution of the ironic, American Apparel 80’s styles that will confuse the hell out of me. Skinny pants and all…

Can anyone say “Parachute Pants”?

Predicting a big return on these classic items from the late 1980s and early ‘90s. Box haircuts and British Knights sneakers also return.

Can anyone say “Parachute Pants”?

Yes!!!

I guess its a good 8 years till my torn up jeans, obscure band t-shirt, and old flannel come back in fashion, then?

Grunge never died, PenCap. Just take a look in my dresser some time.

Well, it so happens that I’m currently enrolled in a sewing class at AB Tech….

So watch out…I plan on unveiling a new line of clothing that will bring the fashion world to its well padded, double stitched knees….

Grunge never died, PenCap. Just take a look in my dresser some time.

It cant be resurrected until it does, like tight 80’s pants and primary colors.

Tatuahe-You making flax underwear, bychance?

In all honesty i just learned how to thread the damn machine and am only halfway through a pair of pajama pants…..

I can tear a motorcycle down to its frame and put it back together, but i swear to god it took me forever to finally get the hang of threadin’ one of those damn things…

but yeah, eventually I wanna do functional, durable clothes made from hemp, flax, and recycled canvas & fire hose….

Threading a sewing machine is a pain in the ass. Even the self-threading ones take ten minutes to set up properly. Needle and thread may be slower, but it’s also less of a hassle. (Yes, I can sew ... what of it?)

Having basically been a slob for the last 33 years, I have now contracted with a local anti-fashion designer to create a complete wardrobe for me. The results should be….interesting.

Johnny Lemuria - 06 May 2009 12:57 AM

Having basically been a slob for the last 33 years, I have now contracted with a local anti-fashion designer to create a complete wardrobe for me. The results should be….interesting.

This has the potential for awesome, though.

Well, that’s the _intended_ goal, yes.

Maybe Steve the seamstress can sew himself some balls?

Like a new kickball made out of a used fire hose and a hacky sack out of old flannels with a flax seed filling.  Great for summer fun…!  ....?

Cutting up my old fedoras as we speak.

http://learning2share.blogspot.com/2009/04/search-term-jugheads-hat.html

Hats of Meat!

shadmarsh - 11 May 2009 08:41 PM

Hats of Meat!

The buzzing flies, the maggoty hair, the stench of decaying flesh-surely this is the future of haberdashery.