martyweil - 06 January 2008 06:42 PM
Well, let’s be more specific. What is the biggest social and/or economic challenge facing Asheville?
Sundance had the correct answer, ‘the city council.’
They are, collectively, Asheville’s biggest problem. All other problems pale in comparison. In fact, without city council, we’d have a great deal FEWER problems.
Let’s look at some examples:
1. see a pothole in the street? chances are a city councilperson recently drove down that street and their vehicle gouged that hole. Take away councilpeople’s cars—better streets, less use of fossil fuels, lower emissions… etc.
2. smog? we call it ‘city council breath.’
3. Asheville’s running out of water? Most of the city council people take showers every day. If city council did not bathe we would have more water and a lot SHORTER city council meetings due to the smell—both results, net gains.
4. prolonged cold weather? caused by the chilly reception city council affords logical ideas for improvement of the metropolitan area.
5. heat wave during summer? city council, hot air—need I say more. IN FACT, if we could get the council to switch hot air to winter and chilly reception to ideas to summer, Asheville would have a quite pleasant climate year round. But, of course, city council would never be so accommodating, eh?
6. Wars and pestilence overseas, the last three ice ages and the demise of the dinosaurs, asteroids threatening the earth, the eventual extinction of our sun in about another 20 billion years ... yep, all due to various policies formulated by the city council.
I can only tell it like it is.