Ballerinas!!!
  We have a special message for the lovely Russian Dancers.
        My partner and I, (male god and goddess) would like a private stretch session with you.
    I know that sounds interesting. You see his birthday is coming up and I want to give him something really unique. Like a private stretch session.
We can take you out after the dance and have some fun too. INTERNATIONAL
You see it all started with this: My partner says that there is a move called the
“Russian panty split”, I don’t know if it’s true but It would be good to know,
I am a geek like that. 
So, if anyone from the company finds this let us know.
We will try to be at the show and after lingering in the back room waiting to get your sweet Russian smile. (or not, let us know, we might need a spanking or 2 to get in line)
    Oh, cheers if you only speak Russian and want to bring a friend.
  You won’t be alarmed by our style we’re pretty international and like to dance.
    Come be recruited for the party…..
We only want the fresh who can stretch!
    Ich bin im aufenthaltsraum…. Dankem das genugt

Geeze guys why don’t you tell the whole world your plan.
      It might be better to just go in person and see whats up.
Ok, good idea conscience.
        Too bad all those Ashevillians will prolly read what you put up and try and take all the ladies first.
Oh, yea I guess I started something.
But you know we’re different. We’re not a ballet groupie. This really started out cause you wanted to enjoy the Ballet so both sound nice. First things first. Where’s the hotel for these sweet foreign dancers? The Rennisance I’ll bet…

OK, what is this supposed to be? Erotic ballet fan-fiction?

I’m closing this thread. If you actually have something to contribute to the forum, you’re welcome to do so. Otherwise, there’s Craigslist.