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Reply #31 • May 07, 2009 04:40 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:36 PM
my closet is impeccable. unless we are counting parking tickets.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” - Bill Clinton
“My closet is clean .... er ... um those are .. er .. parking tickets, yeah parking tickets, ok?” - shadmarsh for mayor
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Reply #32 • May 07, 2009 04:50 PM
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Lewinsky jokes? what year is this?
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Reply #33 • May 08, 2009 03:44 PM
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Reply #34 • May 09, 2009 01:21 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:50 PM
Lewinsky jokes? what year is this?
If you need to ask that question, you really are qualified to be Asheville’s mayor.
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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls
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Reply #35 • May 09, 2009 01:23 PM
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and if it takes you 2 days to come up with that come back you shouldn’t be boarding.
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Reply #36 • May 09, 2009 02:44 PM
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shadmarsh - 09 May 2009 01:23 PM
and if it takes you 2 days to come up with that come back you shouldn’t be boarding.
You have been sitting there for two days waiting for me to respond? I am impressed, mayor.
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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls
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Reply #38 • May 09, 2009 05:47 PM
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brebro - 08 May 2009 03:44 PM
“I am not a crook.” — Richard Nixon
This.
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Reply #39 • May 10, 2009 02:34 PM
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Reply #40 • May 26, 2009 11:49 PM
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Why aren’t there more comedians from Asheville? It’s a funny place.
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Reply #41 • Jul 06, 2009 09:53 PM
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Has anyone been to the comedy night at the New French Bar on Tuesdays? I’m thinking of going tomorrow.
Reply #42 • Jul 09, 2009 05:35 PM
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I’ll meet you there ..I’ll be the third nun from the right ..with a rose in my habit.
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Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
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Reply #43 • Jul 09, 2009 05:37 PM
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
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Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
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Reply #44 • Jul 15, 2009 09:33 PM
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Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Reply #45 • Jul 19, 2009 04:12 PM
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
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