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Reply #31 • May 07, 2009 04:40 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:36 PM
my closet is impeccable. unless we are counting parking tickets.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” - Bill Clinton
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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls
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Reply #33 • May 08, 2009 03:44 PM
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“I am not a crook.” — Richard Nixon
Reply #34 • May 09, 2009 01:21 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:50 PM
Lewinsky jokes? what year is this?
If you need to ask that question, you really are qualified to be Asheville’s mayor.
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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls
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Reply #36 • May 09, 2009 02:44 PM
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shadmarsh - 09 May 2009 01:23 PM
and if it takes you 2 days to come up with that come back you shouldn’t be boarding.
You have been sitting there for two days waiting for me to respond? I am impressed, mayor.
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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls
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Reply #38 • May 09, 2009 05:47 PM
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brebro - 08 May 2009 03:44 PM
“I am not a crook.” — Richard Nixon
This.
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Magneto was right
Reply #39 • May 10, 2009 02:34 PM
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its all just zeros and ones…
Reply #40 • May 26, 2009 11:49 PM
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Why aren’t there more comedians from Asheville? It’s a funny place.
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Reply #41 • Jul 06, 2009 09:53 PM
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Has anyone been to the comedy night at the New French Bar on Tuesdays? I’m thinking of going tomorrow.
Reply #42 • Jul 09, 2009 05:35 PM
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I’ll meet you there ..I’ll be the third nun from the right ..with a rose in my habit.
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The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people.
Reply #43 • Jul 09, 2009 05:37 PM
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
Homer Simpson
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Reply #44 • Jul 15, 2009 09:33 PM
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a forum moderator walks into a bar…“could I a have sex on the beach?” The sexy girl bartender says” take your thread of a post out of here pervert!!”...
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Reply #45 • Jul 19, 2009 04:12 PM
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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