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Reply #31 • May 07, 2009  04:40 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:36 PM

my closet is impeccable.  unless we are counting parking tickets.

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“My closet is clean .... er ... um those are .. er .. parking tickets, yeah parking tickets, ok?” - shadmarsh for mayor

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Reply #32 • May 07, 2009  04:50 PM
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Lewinsky jokes?  what year is this?

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Reply #33 • May 08, 2009  03:44 PM
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“I am not a crook.” — Richard Nixon

 
Reply #34 • May 09, 2009  01:21 PM
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shadmarsh - 07 May 2009 04:50 PM

Lewinsky jokes?  what year is this?

If you need to ask that question, you really are qualified to be Asheville’s mayor.

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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls

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Reply #35 • May 09, 2009  01:23 PM
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and if it takes you 2 days to come up with that come back you shouldn’t be boarding.

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Reply #36 • May 09, 2009  02:44 PM
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shadmarsh - 09 May 2009 01:23 PM

and if it takes you 2 days to come up with that come back you shouldn’t be boarding.

You have been sitting there for two days waiting for me to respond? I am impressed, mayor.

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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls

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Reply #37 • May 09, 2009  02:46 PM
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Reply #38 • May 09, 2009  05:47 PM
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brebro - 08 May 2009 03:44 PM

“I am not a crook.” — Richard Nixon

This.

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Reply #39 • May 10, 2009  02:34 PM
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nws?

 
Reply #40 • May 26, 2009  11:49 PM
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Why aren’t there more comedians from Asheville? It’s a funny place.

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Reply #41 • Jul 06, 2009  09:53 PM
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Has anyone been to the comedy night at the New French Bar on Tuesdays? I’m thinking of going tomorrow.

 
Reply #42 • Jul 09, 2009  05:35 PM
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I’ll meet you there ..I’ll be the third nun from the right ..with a rose in my habit.

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Reply #43 • Jul 09, 2009  05:37 PM
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Reply #44 • Jul 15, 2009  09:33 PM
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Reply #45 • Jul 19, 2009  04:12 PM
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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