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Wanna see a naked guy with an incredibly small penis tazed at Coachella? Of course you do.
 
Apr 24, 2009  03:30 PM
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Dude’s got the smallest penis evah. By the way, if the cops tell you to put your clothes back on, put your ####### clothes back on.

NWS obviously.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/wizard-dong-nsfw-6y

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Reply #1 • Apr 24, 2009  04:26 PM
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Boy, that’s all kinds of stupid on so many levels. I wonder what part of doing this Mr. Micropenis thought would be a good idea.

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Reply #2 • Apr 24, 2009  05:37 PM
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Have taser, will use it. I’m just glad they didn’t shoot him.

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Reply #3 • Apr 24, 2009  06:17 PM
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Steve Shanafelt - 24 April 2009 04:26 PM

Boy, that’s all kinds of stupid on so many levels. I wonder what part of doing this Mr. Micropenis thought would be a good idea.

Maybe the resisting arrest part? I dunno.

More importantly, he’s now let the entire world know how teeny tiny his penis is. Honestly, I’ve never seen one so small. Maybe he’s a grower and not a shower.

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Reply #4 • Apr 24, 2009  08:20 PM
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He doesn’t care.

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Reply #5 • Apr 24, 2009  09:13 PM
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Oh my God. That poor man.

Plus, he also got tasered!

 
Reply #6 • Apr 24, 2009  09:16 PM
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not to pile on or anything, but he also has a pretty bad case of Hank Hill ass.

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Reply #7 • Apr 24, 2009  10:06 PM
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Dude is high as ####, i dont think he even really feels it.

Acid is my guess. LOTS of it.


but, i’m gonna say this:

Tazers are bullshit.

Thanks for the link, bobylou.

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Reply #8 • Apr 24, 2009  10:11 PM
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the sad part is that he seemed to be having a sort of cathartic experience there, maybe he was just finally (with the help of a head full of LSD…I agree with your guess there Mr. P) coming to terms with his unfortunate appendage.  And whamo he’s tased and an internet laughing stock.

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Reply #9 • Apr 24, 2009  10:41 PM
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—in a spaced-out, revelatory tone—-

It doesnt matter...”


Seriously, though. Fuk Tazers.

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Reply #10 • Apr 25, 2009  02:17 AM
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He resisted arrest after the cops, in a very lenient manner, asked him to clothe himself.
You get what you ask for.

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Reply #11 • Apr 25, 2009  11:10 AM
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They could have easily restrained him without the Tazer though. There was no need for it. It’s not like he was armed or posing a physical danger to anyone. I’m sure it was just procedure—if the suspect isn’t responding to direct commands, Taze ‘em, bro. It’s easier for the cops in some cases, I’m sure, like dealing with crack heads or something, but in this case it seemed really needless.

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Reply #12 • Apr 25, 2009  03:25 PM
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I just can’t muster the sympathy.

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Reply #13 • Apr 25, 2009  04:16 PM
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bobaloo - 25 April 2009 03:25 PM

I just can’t muster the sympathy.

have you ever taken a very large dose of lysergic acid diethylamide, bobaloo?


I just watched the video again, and i really dont see why they needed to taser him repeatedly, after he was on the ground. i mean, are you saying 3 big cops couldnt handcuff a naked man. I mean, he wasnt on PCP, and he clearly had no access to any weapons. They are lucky they didnt give him a heart attack. Well, he’s lucky, i guess.

####### bitch cops.

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Reply #14 • Apr 25, 2009  04:39 PM
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Large festivals such as this should really provide their own internal security to help curb these types of actions. No need for local LEO…

 
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Will - 25 April 2009 04:39 PM

Large festivals such as this should really provide their own internal security to help curb these types of actions. No need for local LEO…

Well, most likely the cops are there getting paid by the festival, and not the city or county. So in that sense, they are internal security.

or, they could use FBI technology to spy on people rolling joints and sipping whisky from their flask.

Drug War Chronicle reported in June on the “traffic enforcement and sobriety checkpoints” set up to snare attendees at the Wakarusa Music Festival outside Lawrence, Kansas. Little did we or anybody know that was the least of what law enforcement was up to. Now it turns out that state and local law enforcement officials teamed up with a California-based high-tech security and surveillance company to put the festival and its 50,000 attendees under constant, high-resolution video surveillance.

In what was in essence a state-sponsored marketing ploy by NS Microwave, Inc., the manufacturer of the technology, members of the FBI, the DEA, the Kansas Bureau of Investigation, the Lawrence Police Department and the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office all showed up at the festival to watch the $250,000 system zoom in on drug purchases, people rolling joints, and similarly intimate activities. (NS Microwave, a subsidiary of the defense contractor Allied Defense Group, bragged about this coup in an aggressively unhip press release that undoubtedly spilled the beans.)

The set-up included hidden wireless cameras, night vision equipment, and a 21-foot command trailer set up in the middle of the festival and disguised as a radio station trailer. According to a laudatory article in the trade publication Government Security News, “When law enforcement officials viewed the surveillance monitors in the command trailer, they were surprised to discover that the NS Microwave system was showing details never expected. On viewing screens, the equipment displayed a dramatic array of illegal activities, including extensive drug dealing, use of vehicles to store dealers’ narcotics and dealer-to-mule transactions.”

“It was a big surprise,” Lt. Doug Woods, patrol commander for the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office, told the News. “We got very good results.”

According to police and press reports, some 140 drug-related arrests were made. But it is unclear how many came as a result of the hidden surveillance. According to Woods, 15 officers patrolled during the day shift and 20 at night, with 50 on hand for the festival’s Saturday night climax.

Kansas law enforcement never told anyone about the secret high-tech surveillance, and the spying would have gone unnoticed without the publication of the NS press release and the Government Surveillance News puff piece, but after that came out, the Lawrence Journal-World broke the story locally, and adverse reaction began rolling in. The Journal-World quoted festival-goers as saying the hidden cameras were “a shame and kind of embarrassing.” Attendee Ali Mangan told the local paper, “I feel like it was really a big mistake because people at a festival are trying to have a good time and let loose. I would be willing to bet that most people wouldn’t be okay with that had they known.”

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On Tuesday, Wakarusa festival organizer Brent Mosiman weighed in on the Wakarusa web site with an apology to attendees and critique of law enforcement. “We cannot tell you how truly sorry we are that these [spying] issues occurred at Wakarusa this year and we sincerely apologize to everyone for any violations of your rights and privacy. To give you some background, we were informed that there would be an increased law enforcement presence at this year’s event. Initially, we were supportive of this when it was presented as an effort to increase the safety of everyone in attendance. It became apparent however that enforcement, not safety and security, was the true mission of the increased law enforcement. We must make it perfectly clear that we did not know of any of the specific measures, tactics or instruments the various law enforcement agencies used at the event. More importantly, Wakarusa does not believe such tactics and equipment were necessary and does not support their use. If there are not significant assurances that similar procedures won’t materialize in the future, we will not host another Wakarusa Music and Camping Festival,” Mosiman wrote.

http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/454/high_tech_surveillance_at_kansas_wakarusa_rock_festival

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