They shouldn’t call it the Dungeon, they should call it Criminal 101
i know. it’s not like they’ve offered me rehabilitation. Just back on the Boards after a day in General Population learning how to subscribe admins to tiger beat and girls life.
I see what you did there. I applaud the effort.
my buddy usedta say, “i’m going Home-O. Back to the gay-borhood.”
Update: Cullen or that other guy (I forget his name) is trying to troll the Spark now. I guess he doesn’t realize that, unlike this site, where I’m the help and try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt for the benefit of the paper, the Spark is actually my petty kingdom. Not to mention that I can set him to “bozo” status, meaning he can SPAM all he likes, and literally no one can see his posts other than him.
I think it’s that Larry guy. It seems that he’s hit every possible forum in this area…and I’m sure some of the larger national types. I thought the consensus was that he’s the guy going to court over the whole mess over at Topix? Last week I saw that someone posted the court date and courtroom number for the trial.
There’s an online newspaper from where I grew up that you can comment on articles. When they ban someone, the person has no idea and it appears to them that they are not banned. Pretty funny that you’d see someone resurface two weeks later with a new user-name asking how long it had been since their last post. Cracks me up to picture someone like that Wade guy going on and on, tearing people apart and he’s only talking to himself.
That’s pretty much how it works on the Spark. Sometimes I’ll kill user accounts for SPAMbots (who never get past the Askimet filter, but still sometimes create a user account in the process), but for the most part I don’t have trolls there. All of them hang out on the GoUpstate.com forum.
The funny this is that Wade/Cullen/Larry/Thomas/whatever is so desperate to troll someone that he’s reaching all the way down to Spartanburg to do it. And about stuff on this forum, which isn’t even remotely connected to anything I’m doing here.
At first I actually thought it was Piffy or Bugg mock-trolling me, but it’s clearly Willard whateverhisface.
That would just be too sad to imagine. I mean, if all of that was one guy who has distinct posting personalities down to consistent grammatical errors for each one ...
Then again, the thought has occasionally crossed my mind. But Cullen is a real person with a real phone number and a real address. So if they’re all the same guy, we at least know his real name.
But it’s far more likely we’re dealing with three people here: Cullen, who as sincerely moved on; Thomas, who hasn’t and really doesn’t want troll so much as he wants to hang out (and occasionally start drama for some reason); and Willard, who has probably had all of his wifi hotspots’ IPs banned from Topix and is now trying to find some other playground. (It’s not here dude, and it’s certainly not the Spark. Bugg would probably love for you to try and troll his site, though. But we all know you’re afraid of going toe-to-toe with Bugg.)
Because you are the slayer of trolls. I mean, you’re the one who scared Cullen Anderson out of his wits by suggesting we so up at that Satsang event. Maybe there’s some secret troll forum where they all talk to each other, and the word has gotten out that Jason Bugg is a guy who will take a counter-troll to the extreme. Williard’s probably afraid you’ll come down to his job at the elevator repair shop and cause a rumpus.
Because you are the slayer of trolls. I mean, you’re the one who scared Cullen Anderson out of his wits by suggesting we so up at that Satsang event. Maybe there’s some secret troll forum where they all talk to each other, and the word has gotten out that Jason Bugg is a guy who will take a counter-troll to the extreme. Williard’s probably afraid you’ll come down to his job at the elevator repair shop and cause a rumpus.
The only way to scare a bully is to stand up to him.
I’d meet Willard anytime he wanted me too. I wouldn’t even be rude. The only poster here that I’d slap is probably Thomas.
I figure there’s some central office. That would be the place for an effective IRL counter-troll. In front of his employers, you claim to be an illegitimate son loudly begging for your father to accept your love. “Why don’t you love me, Daddy?”
Because you are the slayer of trolls. I mean, you’re the one who scared Cullen Anderson out of his wits by suggesting we so up at that Satsang event. Maybe there’s some secret troll forum where they all talk to each other, and the word has gotten out that Jason Bugg is a guy who will take a counter-troll to the extreme. Williard’s probably afraid you’ll come down to his job at the elevator repair shop and cause a rumpus.
The only way to scare a bully is to stand up to him.
I’d meet Willard anytime he wanted me too. I wouldn’t even be
rude. The only poster here that I’d slap is probably Thomas.
Wa/dillard told me he eats breakfast every morning at the J & S down by the tracks at about 7am.
