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Apr 28, 2009  11:03 PM
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Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

(Just in case you don’t get it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens)

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Reply #1 • Apr 29, 2009  08:17 PM
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What, no one has a good comeback?

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Reply #2 • Apr 29, 2009  08:33 PM
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Fine then, a classic:

Your momma’s so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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Whiskey washy obvious racist.

 
Reply #3 • Apr 29, 2009  10:15 PM
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Yo mama so ugly she make train take a dirt road.

 
Reply #4 • Apr 29, 2009  11:07 PM
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Your momma so ugly she can’t even catch crabs.

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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

 
Reply #5 • Apr 29, 2009  11:14 PM
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Yo mama so ugly even PETA wont protect that ass.

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Driver, to the bead store.

 
Reply #6 • Apr 29, 2009  11:25 PM
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Your mother so stupid I neglect using a helping verb in describing her.

 
Reply #7 • Apr 29, 2009  11:26 PM
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I think we have a winner!

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Reply #8 • Apr 30, 2009  10:22 AM
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brebro - 29 April 2009 11:25 PM

Your mother so stupid I neglect using a helping verb in describing her.

Gold star!

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