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Reply #91 • Jun 09, 2009  11:30 AM
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Having had enough violence for one day, you pull back into the brush and make a mad dash for the small boat. Brambles and thorns rip at your skin as you rush through the overgrowth.

“Hey! He’s gettin’ away!” yells Grelnar, stumbling after you.

“Stop ‘em!” screams Jarim, farther away. “I was going to wish for all the berrywine in the Five Kingdoms!”

You burst from the riverbank a few yards downstream of the boat, and notice it is tied to the large, knobby root of a Cypress-like tree. Untying it would take time, which is the one thing you don’t have. Mere yards away, you hear the Avidar fishermen crashing through the brush.

Whipping out your dagger, you cut the line as quickly as possible. The boat is immediately pulled out into the current, just as the Avidar burst through the brush. Grabbing the single oar inside the boat, you begin paddling to the other shore.

“It’s stealing our boat!” bleats Jarim.

“No!” groans Grelnar. “What about my wishes!”

Strangely, they do not jump in after you. A human could easily swim into the boat at this distance—a natural instinct in a case like this, perhaps—but the Avidar seem reluctant to even approach the water’s edge. Instead, they hurl insults at you, and lament their lost wishes.

Inside the boat, you notice what appear to be two heavy vests made of a cork-like material, strikingly similar to life-jackets. An empty bucket, still containing a thin slime of bloody chum, sits in the bottom of the boat. Apart from these items and the oar, the boat is empty.

Looking across the river, you see that small search parties appear to have spread out from the keep. You hope that you are still far enough away to be indistinct. You paddle towards the place where the Avidar woman desperately clings to her rock, but as you approach you realize with horror that a small search party is very close to her position. They obviously haven’t seen her yet, nor do they seem to notice you, but it may only be a matter of moments.

Do you: Approach slowly, hoping they’ll assume you’re just a fisherman, and then swoop in to rescue the Avidar woman; or paddle away bide your time until dusk falls, then return?

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Reply #92 • Jun 09, 2009  06:36 PM
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I would say to go for goat lass and head down river.  I would think those heavy Dinatuars would also be very poor swimmers.  Just be sure to give her the life vest.

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Reply #93 • Jun 09, 2009  09:14 PM
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Steamboater - 09 June 2009 06:36 PM

I would say to go for goat lass and head down river.  I would think those heavy Dinatuars would also be very poor swimmers.  Just be sure to give her the life vest.


sounds like the right plan .... i mean this is an adventure and we have the extra jacket anyway .... maybe with one of the wishes we could turn her into penelope cruz

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Reply #94 • Jun 09, 2009  10:14 PM
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Steamboater - 09 June 2009 06:36 PM

I would say to go for goat lass and head down river.  I would think those heavy Dinatuars would also be very poor swimmers.  Just be sure to give her the life vest.

yes. get the goat lady, and hightail it outta dodge.

but be Serious Business about it.

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Reply #95 • Jun 26, 2009  10:41 PM
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goat lady drowned while you were ####### off and being indecisive…

then, you got eaten by a bear.

end of story.

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Reply #96 • Jun 27, 2009  12:32 AM
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And here I was thinking everyone forgot about this story.

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Reply #97 • Jun 27, 2009  12:52 AM
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oooh, look. you’re 3737, and im 4646. eeerie.

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Reply #98 • Jul 01, 2009  03:29 PM
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My kids would really like to hear their bedtime story again…it’s been a couple weeks.

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Reply #99 • Aug 23, 2009  11:17 AM
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I’ve never felt as disappointed as I do when I go back to this thread.

It’s like finding your mom passed out on the living room floor surrounded by empty Old E bottles next to 2 dead kittens in a box with a bow on top under a half-charred christmas tree.

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