Steve Shanafelt - 29 September 2009 01:12 PM
pfff - 29 September 2009 12:44 PM
Am I the only one who is not concerned that Iran is developing Nuclear Capabilities?
I’m not happy about it, but it’s not like they’d be the only unstable power to have them. Pakistan and India both do, and I’m far more concerned about that than I am about Iran having them.
I’m concerned about people glorifying idiots who have more than one or two children. And then they get a tv show. Or the governorship of Alaska. Or a book deal.
Or some combination of all three.
I am more concerned about having to stretch that number to one or two from zero so that I do not have to consider myself a glorified idiot.
I wonder if I should move to Alaska?
I am also concerned about nuclear capabilities being talked about which do not exist and for which no demonstrable evidence has been put forth. Everyone knows North Korea wants the bomb and yet no mention is made of having it out with them. Why? Because for some reason we do not want Seoul to turn into a fine, red mist.
We seem to not care if the red mist is in the Middle East. Unless it is the Israelis who get hit.
But, you know what? #### Israel. Any group of people who won’t even get into a goddamn automatic elevator just because it is the ####### sabbath or some stupid shit like that need to be bombed off the face of the planet so that those of us who don’t listen to the insane drivel dripping from the fetid mouths of a bunch of backwards goat ####### who claim the Torah or the Koran or whatever other Holy Piece of Crap is the literal word of The Great ####### Teacup Between the Earth and The Moon that Controls Us All and Loves Us But Will Smith Us With Holy Fire and Fury If We But Stray From the Path of The Sabbath or Eat Pork, or Fish, or Whatever can get on with the business of taking humanity to a better place: Namely one that doesn’t worship god or government and that places actual human values above the nonsense of what the Invisible Teacup wants us to do or not do on our one ####### day off a week. Thanks a ####### lot for that one day of rest shit, captain. Real ####### nice.
What? Who knows?
Anyway, I am concerned that we have not yet started bombing the mortal #### out of Egypt to pay them back for not keeping Nixon there long enough to let him just get a ####### stroke from that ridiculous injury he was keeping quiet about back in 1973. Might have saved Ford an embarrassing time proving that only Carter could look worse by doing more. Holy creeping spaghetti can you imagine if Nixon had crapped out and kept Letterman off the air and then we wouldn’t have the goddamn lawyers on TV talking about extortion and then wondering if they can get on the ####### automatic elevator on the Sabbath without worrying about pissing off God the Father, Maker of Heaven and Ridiculous Rules.
So, in short, I hope Iran makes a nuclear weapon and then takes it to Pakistan and shoves it up the ass of a rabid camel who will then spin out of control across the ####### continent into South Korea and blows the holy mortal #### out of some goddamned half-Japanese businessmen on a retreat from their day jobs selling toilets to ####### non-Communist China. Everyone knows they’ve been on the Friedman bandwagon since well before Tiananmen. Just look at who their millionaires are now. Ex-commissars and children of commissars to a man. Nothing wrong with that. Just catching up on how we do business here in the God-Fearing and Goat-####### Western #### Hemisphere.
Don’t be fooled. There will be a reckoning in 2012 and I reckon people will just figure out that shit will simply never end and there’s no public option on the table. The Christians who control your country will never give you anything, since they are just waiting to be pulled through the eye of the needle with the rabid nuclear camel’s fat ass into heaven so they can not use the goddamn elevator and eat bacon with the ####### homosexuals they have so long derided on weekdays and ass rided on weekends.
God Bless America. #### Norway.
