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The Roast of PFKaP
 
May 30, 2009  03:13 PM
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Alright folks. He/She’s your favorite Boarder you Love to Hate! The Ice Cube of the Forums! The guy you picture drooling over his keyboard 24/7—unemployed, on welfare, trolling the interwebs for his own immature satisfaction.

He has posted more than anyone else here, and in less time! 4200 posts since Pearl Harbor Day, as Tom once said (RIP). He buchers the inglish langwidge and rarely spel checs. She ruins threads and has rarely added anything of substance whatsoever! AND, he shoves horrible RAP ‘music’ down our throats once a week!

This is a man, so devoid of a RL that he hasnt left hsi house or changed his underwear since last year!

He is a self-described ObamaBot sent here from xenon to destroy the empire!

So, without further ado,

WELCOME TO THE ROAST OF PIFFY!

(hosted by Mr Yuck and ContentPersephone)

So, feel free. Dig in. This is NO HOLDS BARRED, peoples. Go crazy Get it out!

I will respond when the smoke has cleared, if it appears at all.

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Reply #1 • May 30, 2009  03:16 PM
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in the spirit of a true Roast, make sure to roast each other too, or you just arent playing right.

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Reply #2 • May 30, 2009  05:05 PM
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A true roast involves a slowly rotating spit and a fire.

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Reply #3 • May 30, 2009  05:26 PM
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Do you prefer a dry rub, Memphis style sauce or a lighter Piedmont vinegar-based sauce for roasting? Should slaw be served as a side or hush puppies?

I always figured it would be the lady who types in blue who would be roasted first as I can’t make sense of ANY of her posts because they aren’t exactly using standard American English. A lack of complete sentences and New Agey drivel kind of stands out in my mind as good reason for roasting first but it looks like you beat her to it.

The unapologetic neo-con guy, the PETA sock puppet guy and the guy who posts videos of various holy men who drive Rolls Royces also could be featured on the menu if any of them still post here. Quite a colorful collection of ideas and opinions indeed.

It also looks as if Jason Bugg (for not even being on the forums anymore) has been slow roasted over low heat like a beer can chicken for a while too.

Sizzle sizzle. Congrats on being elected the new Goldstein (a la the Two Minute Hate).

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Reply #4 • May 30, 2009  05:30 PM
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Personally I prefer to be flash fried or deep fried on a high temperature so the pain doesn’t last as long. It still leaves the vital internal organs succulent and tender too.

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Reply #5 • May 30, 2009  06:44 PM
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I’d love to roast you, Pif, but I’ve never read any of your posts and don’t know enough about you to make fun of you. Sorry.

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Reply #6 • May 30, 2009  07:03 PM
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The funny part is that while we are all on our computers typing away funny jokes, three of Piffy’s boys are stealing our car stereos.

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Reply #7 • May 30, 2009  08:09 PM
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The (PFKaP) - 30 May 2009 03:13 PM

Alright folks. He/She’s your favorite Boarder you Love to Hate! The Ice Cube of the Forums! The guy you picture drooling over his keyboard 24/7—unemployed, on welfare, trolling the interwebs for his own immature satisfaction.

He has posted more than anyone else here, and in less time! 4200 posts since Pearl Harbor Day, as Tom once said (RIP). He buchers the inglish langwidge and rarely spel checs. She ruins threads and has rarely added anything of substance whatsoever! AND, he shoves horrible RAP ‘music’ down our throats once a week!

This is a man, so devoid of a RL that he hasnt left hsi house or changed his underwear since last year!

He is a self-described ObamaBot sent here from xenon to destroy the empire!

So, without further ado,

WELCOME TO THE ROAST OF PIFFY!

(hosted by Mr Yuck and ContentPersephone)

So, feel free. Dig in. This is NO HOLDS BARRED, peoples. Go crazy Get it out!

I will respond when the smoke has cleared, if it appears at all.

Who in hell are you?

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What an irelevant bunch of discombobulated morons you ‘tards can be at times. Travelah is a conservative ideologue and a screen name for A.M. Mallett who posts for the intellectual challenge of the political or social topic and for no other reason on this board. Travelah has no sockpuppets, is not in the employ of political operatives and doesn’t give a sack of chit if you believe otherwise. He does care about the state of your souls

- Shalomnic Yahoo (somebody elses sockpuppet)

 
Reply #8 • May 30, 2009  08:20 PM
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meh

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Reply #9 • May 30, 2009  08:36 PM
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What is a PFKaP?

 
Reply #10 • May 30, 2009  08:38 PM
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basement dweller, fond of cough syrup, hip-hop and pirates.

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Reply #11 • May 30, 2009  09:06 PM
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In the true roast spirit .................


I want to thank piff for inviting us all to his self aggrandizing thread ...


and I want to thank yuck and CP for hosting
there is an interesting couple ...
he a dour iconic anti graphic calling himself yuck
she a mythological beauty with a hot avatar peeking around a corner
you just don’t find compatible self images like that any more

I am sure we will hear from steve who is always lurking with
his near perfect ability to balance neutral while riding a fence
he has a talent few writers have ... to be prolific and invisible


but on to piff

ah piff, what can you say about piff he hasn’t already argued with ....

he is the poster child for adhd ... and that was after the medication

he is that kid you think, god I hope my kid never turns out like that ...

he claims he has female companionship and I don’t doubt it
someone must be getting him a grilled cheese and changing him from time to time
how else could he post once every minute for 3 months running

yes
piff boards as hard as anyone on here ... in fact he boards so hard he petrifies threads ... i once watched him spend 3 days and 31 posts arguing with his own sock puppet ... sadly the sock puppet got the better of the argument ...

I am fairly sure there is not a person lving on this planet that isn’t aware piffy is a hip hop worshipper
as a kid he prayed to the easter bunny
as he grew older(i didn’t say up) he developed a keen taste for inarticulate near rhyme
he is distinguished in the field locally as the first person to rhyme yo with yo and yo with yo
eleven times consecutively .... my hat is off to him

I often wonder when I am at the post office if I might see him ;-)

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Reply #12 • May 30, 2009  09:54 PM
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Post of the month.

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Reply #13 • May 31, 2009  12:47 PM
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Wow, tattttms is the only one here who knows how to Board.

Is that really all you little pound-muffins got?

Yuck, no hand-on-the-shoulder, i’m-your-friend confessionals? No analogies to child-rearing, not to mention kicking? I would think you could relay an Ice Burn from Tom for me, at the very least.

And CP. CP. Gosh. Who knew a person with only a 1/4-face could actually be more multii-face-eted than Mark Zuckerberg .I really thought you would revel in this, after your little red-tent diatribe a few days ago. I guess maybe only after a few drinks do you begin accusing people of laying ruining to the tri-state area, stealing the baby Arizona, and lying to Congress about Weapons-Grad PLUTOnium. Alas, I suppose between blaming your ex ex ex ex husband for sleeping with his/your employees and tantalizing tattttms with his natalie portman fetish, you just ran outta good material. Maybe next moon.

And tattttms. Alright!!, the only guy here drunk enough to get how a Roast actually works. Good on ya, mate. I’d love to hang out some time, once you get the ankle-bracelet off and can leave the house. I’m telling ya, man. Even if they say they’re 18, you gotta CHECK ID! And you cant just believe that other woman is really her mom, either.

And Steve-I expect more from you, being the next whipping-boy in line once i leave. It’s been fun peaking in your window in Hampton heights and watching you eat doughnuts from the box every night until you pass out .  Dont think for a minute you wont be the new whipping boy when i move to Alaska. That is, until Windham passes you in a breeze of pent-up inappropriate humor.

and shad. I understand “meh” is probably the criticism/feedback you’ve received on your poetry, as well as your Forums-based attempt at Mayorship, so I’ll just continue to let you think it is Latin for a compliment. So thank you. Meh to you too.

travelah, you didnt call me an ObamaBot OR make a disturbingly sexual reference to our current president, so for that, I’m impressed. Good job to you, to. Dont let your hair get caught on dick cheney’s zipper tonight.

And boatrocaker.-ohhh, little guy. What are you doing in these deep waters, little fish? Ignore me? Ha! If it werent for me making fun of your Germanic ways, nobody would ever respond to your moist little whine-a-thons about how Appalachian Roots Music is being raped by cocaine sniffing hipsters chasing attractive women instead of going to your one-man-band show down at sams pizza shack in nobody-cares-ville. How’s that website your gonna start about the Asheville Music Scene coming along?

At least you accidentally gave the Forums the term “Shower”, out of your own extremely naive ignorance. We all should honor you for that, for sure.

So, please, is that really all you little 1/4 wits have? Come one!

Everyone other than tattttms Fails miserably so far.

In all seriousness, though. You all rule, and This pitiful little Forum runs laps around anything else out there. The Topix-goons couldnt begin to understand half the shit we discuss, and despite being a bunch of malcontents, there certainly is a community-vibe here that represents the WNC region quite nicely, i think. Keep on keeping on. Board HardeR, you drunkards!

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Reply #14 • May 31, 2009  12:59 PM
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Meh.

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I ain’t German! I’m descended from more hearty stock indeed. That and I don’t play solo shows. They bore me.

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