I was visited by an angel who wanted to impregnate me with the next messiah ..I told him to go f^&&** himself…. he then guided me towards joining the shadmarshans as this was the only true religion…I argued with with the angel, I told him that the shadmarshans was a poor attempt at making fun of the other organized religions and was just a joke made up to entertain bored forum moderators…the angel insisted that the shadmarshans were indeed the chosen ones and I was to rise up among them and lead them to pure truth, love and the american way…I continued to argue that the americans had become some of the most fierce war mongers that this planet has ever known..and that they had fallen from the devote worshipers of days gone by…
the angel then gave me a nice bottle of ginger vodka and told me to sleep on it…
wow you shadmarshans have really started something here…stay on that narrow path to piffdom..we need you guys..show us the way..
I was visited by an angel who wanted to impregnate me with the next messiah ..I told him to go f^&&** himself…. he then guided me towards joining the shadmarshans as this was the only true religion…I argued with with the angel, I told him that the shadmarshans was a poor attempt at making fun of the other organized religions and was just a joke made up to entertain bored forum moderators…the angel insisted that the shadmarshans were indeed the chosen ones and I was to rise up among them and lead them to pure truth, love and the american way…I continued to argue that the americans had become some of the most fierce war mongers that this planet has ever known..and that they had fallen from the devote worshipers of days gone by…
the angel then gave me a nice bottle of ginger vodka and told me to sleep on it…
wow you shadmarshans have really started something here…stay on that narrow path to piffdom..we need you guys..show us the way..
I will print this prophetic passage on tiny slips of paper, and stuff them inside of cookies so that they can be distributed to the masses by our collective of “Chinese” food stores, which are very rarely owned by real Chinese people, and all obtain their supplies from the same place: US.
I was again visited by the shadmarshanian angel called Dr Fuzzy Rectum..He stated that some one in the distant future will achieve 10,000 posts and at that time , all those connected in the MX cyber world will permanently ascend to a very cool place where , buxom space creatures will feed a warm creamy substance intravenously through our femoral arteries and we will forever achieve a gentle blissful state , where all forum posts will be considered intelligent, insightful and funny…I then had a strange thought that I was to start posting like a fiend…for who ever achieved that golden 10,000th post was to receive an extra dose of that warm creamy substance.
and be crowned the Prince of Piffy..can I hear an AMEN!!!! Glory Glory…ALLELUIA!!!
