Shadmarshans have to be more on their toes, people!
As Grandmaster and Primary Liason between the common Boarder/Poster and The Devine shad (and Sha-Man), I demand some top-quality boarding around here, disciples.
Here’s a tidbit: Did you know that as a level-three shadmarshan, you get to wear a tassle and morderboard to church? In addition, every new moon we all gather in the MX Forums and plot the gradual takeover of said Forums after His Holy Steveness steps down from his role as Mildly Benevolent Boarding Guider. I think this week steamboater is bring hash brownies, and there is a chance richy will give mr waffle’s prostate a good milking. There is a chance CP will be standing outside the window tut-tutting.
Looking ahead: At the moment, there are loose plans for boatrocker to play Jay-Z’s “Hard Knock Life” on the jew’s harp next month. If so, he will be accompanied by willc on the manjo (mandolin/banjo) for a slightly altered version of the Star Wars theme. Updates to follow when the plans are solidified. tattttts latest girlfriend may belly dance the month after that, but that remains to be seen for many reasons, the least of which is he changes women a lot.
yes the PFKAP Telepathetic network is changing over from analog to a full digital network..If you haven’t got your analog PFKAP telepathetic to digital converter box in place you will be totally left out in the dark abyss of no reception and your present apathy may subside…. that means when you need a friend , or a PRODUCT OR something to make you feel less alone, or know the psychic weather you will be shit out of luck.. please visit your closest…“I’ve got you by the balls Mother F$%^^ give me your 60 bucks store and get connected”..
Telepathetic
sounds like a book..you need credit? or can I just take the money and run?
lend me your eyes, if you can read,
borrow me your pixels if ye can boot up,
Whoaaaaa, yea be to thee, unholy anti-boarder! For he lurk-zahh, my good boarders-ah! He lurks-ah under each post-ah, just waiting-ah!
BEHOLD! he who must not be named comes with many names, but know his true name is sadness-ah. It is lon-lee-ness-ah! Embrace he in the arms of love, in holy union of true boarder unity!
Yeah-ah!
And let thy divine Ignore-ah button be employed if one can not resist the temptation-ah to feed the eater of hate.
since my fingers always begin to burn and clouds circulate over my head every time I enter this thread, I will be brief ... put me on your prayer list for the crazier female is due soon ...
praise be to a bolt of hormone replacement lightning striking the aircraft ... on the way in to town ....
tattttms, those are just clouds full of loving rain. do not fret. you are our minister of crazy women. you can even wear a pointy hat if you so choose.
