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Jun 15, 2009  06:01 PM
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OK I’m not a moderator, but as the current active resident health adviser..I would like to suggest that ...

iF your prostate starts to get larger than a small strawberry, better get checked , prostate cancer is very treatable if caught early…for those of you who are totally in the dark.. the prostate is a small gland located one to two inches below your testes( it produces an alkaline substance that neutralizes the acidic vaginal environment so your sperm can swim to the egg with out being destroyed)..you can feel it with your finger through your anus…if in doubt google it..

Middle aged men should milk their prostate with a dildo or some such device..the prostate gets sluggish as you get older and needs a little stimulation to stay healthy.. and unlike most things that are good for ya,, this feels soooo good… okay that’s a little creepy..

Ok about the Prostate Milking…sure it’s funny and ya know it’s near the naughty parts and all,
but let me tell ya and trust me on this one ,, some of you guys are going to have blocked up swollen prostates in your golden years…and I want to encourage you to locate your prostate now before it’s too late, because you will milk it one day and you’ll be glad you did..

Love the Prostate..he’s your little friend, he makes a lot of what you consider fun ...fun

take care of him, and he’ll take care of you…okay that’s a little creepy too..

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Reply #1 • Jun 15, 2009  06:32 PM
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You can take your prostate milking device and stick in your—

(oh, wait…)

 
Reply #2 • Jun 15, 2009  06:49 PM
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richey - 15 June 2009 06:01 PM

OK I’m not a moderator, but as the current active resident health adviser..I would like to suggest that ...

iF your prostate starts to get larger than a small strawberry, better get checked , prostate cancer is very treatable if caught early…for those of you who are totally in the dark.. the prostate is a small gland located one to two inches below your testes( it produces an alkaline substance that neutralizes the acidic vaginal environment so your sperm can swim to the egg with out being destroyed)..you can feel it with your finger through your anus…if in doubt google it..

Middle aged men should milk their prostate with a dildo or some such device..the prostate gets sluggish as you get older and needs a little stimulation to stay healthy.. and unlike most things that are good for ya,, this feels soooo good… okay that’s a little creepy..

Ok about the Prostate Milking…sure it’s funny and ya know it’s near the naughty parts and all,
but let me tell ya and trust me on this one ,, some of you guys are going to have blocked up swollen prostates in your golden years…and I want to encourage you to locate your prostate now before it’s too late, because you will milk it one day and you’ll be glad you did..

Love the Prostate..he’s your little friend, he makes a lot of what you consider fun ...fun

take care of him, and he’ll take care of you…okay that’s a little creepy too..

more serious health note ...

30-40% of men will have prostate cancer by the time they are 70. 20% by 60. 10-15% will have prostate cancer by the age of 50. If you have a history of prostate cancer in your family, the odds are much higher that you will have prostate cancer. The simple test is for PSA levels in your blood. Anybody higher than 4.0 should be recommended for an ultrasound and needle biopsy. If you have prostate cancer in your family, you should have your blood levels of PSA tested routinely from age 40 on.

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Reply #3 • Jun 15, 2009  10:57 PM
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are gay men less likely to have prostate problems?

what i mean is, does having the inside of your bumhole poked and prodded good for the prostate?

or is this milking thing you like so much a more specific process oyu cant get from just a thumb in your rectum?

 
Reply #4 • Jun 16, 2009  11:09 AM
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Thank You..Pluto for your interest..there are plenty of web sites about milking the Prostate..
google it..as far as the anal stimulation thang.. probably healthier prostates..

what happened to your old pic?

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Reply #5 • Jun 16, 2009  03:06 PM
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Piffy, I think you’ve just been told to google your prostate.

 
Reply #6 • Jun 16, 2009  03:46 PM
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Good luck in your searching!

Anyone care to estimate the number of medical and cancer-prevention sites that will come up on the first page of results from a Google search of “anal stimulation?”

I’m picturing a big fat balloon knot.

(That’s my colorful expression for the number ZERO. Some people prefer “goose egg.”)

 
Reply #7 • Jun 16, 2009  04:42 PM
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Here’s a more in depth description of Milking the Prostate ..also there’s is new information coming out that suggests that a mild case of prostate cancer isn’t as harmful as the surgery that is often performed..research it ..google it..and by the way brebro got this info on the first google.. ya need to work on your google skills boy…

The prostate is a gland of the male reproductive system. It is not found in women. Its primary function is the production of seminal fluid, and it also stimulates orgasm in males. The prostate gland can be affected by disease, including infectious inflammation or prostatitis, and prostate cancer, the second most deadly cancer among American males. Many people recommend milking the prostate regularly as a preventative treatment against prostate cancer and prostatitis.

Prostate milking is also referred to as prostate massage. It is a fairly simple procedure and you can do it yourself if you want to. Here are the steps to take in milking the prostate on your own:

1. Perform urination or a bowel movement in order to maximize the relaxation of the area.

2. Make sure that your fingernails are trimmed and have no jagged edges jutting out.

3. Clean your body and your hands thoroughly. Then put on a sterile latex glove on your hand. Dab a little water-based lubricant on your fingers.

4. Carefully insert your finger or fingers into your anus. Move them gradually upwards and to the back, along the area of the rectum towards the front of your body. Your fingers should be moving in roughly the direction of your navel.

5. You will feel the prostate gland, which is like a small, round bulb about the size of a large walnut. Gently massage it with a light waving motion along its sides, taking care not to press hard on the central area, where the sensitive nerves are located. Avoid touching the prostate gland with your fingernails.

6. You may experience a disconcerting sensation that makes you feel like going to the bathroom although you do not have to. Try not to let it affect you, and continue with the procedure.

7. After a few minutes, the prostate gland may be stimulated enough for ejaculation to occur. You are also likely to experience sexual pleasure or orgasm. However, the procedure does not always successfully bring about ejaculation.

Prostate milking when used as a preventative treatment may carry a few risks. It is a technique that is not recommended for men who have a disease of the prostate or acute prostatitis, an acute inflammation of the glandular tissue. The problem in such cases is that the act of milking the prostate may cause the infection to spread to other areas of the body.

If you are looking for more information about milking the prostate, check out my other tips and articles at http://prostatehealthcare.info

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Reply #8 • Jun 16, 2009  05:00 PM
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richey - 16 June 2009 04:42 PM

Here’s a more in depth description of Milking the Prostate ..also there’s is new information coming out that suggests that a mild case of prostate cancer isn’t as harmful as the surgery that is often performed..research it ..google it..and by the way bebro got this info on the first google.. ya need to work on your google skills boy…

Thanks for the info.  However, I didn’t actually say I did a search myself, I just questioned what the results would be and the search term I specified was “anal stimulation” and not “milking the prostate” so ya need to work on your reading comprehension skills boy…

 
Reply #9 • Jun 16, 2009  10:17 PM
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thanx bebro for your insightful correction on my poor reading comprehension skills..you are a genuine scholar and I wish the world had more like you. If you need help with Milking your Prostate…wait wait..I was going to say some thing terribly inappropriate for a professional health care provider…I guess if you live in your mamas basement and hope to grow up someday you can afford the time to poke fun at those that are better educated than yourself…I’m not really mad, my prostate is swollen and I need a little help.. are you available?

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richey - 16 June 2009 10:17 PM

thanx bebro for your insightful correction on my poor reading comprehension skills..you are a genuine scholar and I wish the world had more like you. If you need help with Milking your Prostate…wait wait..I was going to say some thing terribly inappropriate for a professional health care provider…I guess if you live in your mamas basement and hope to grow up someday you can afford the time to poke fun at those that are better educated than yourself…I’m not really mad, my prostate is swollen and I need a little help.. are you available?

Sticking a finger up your AZ also cures hickups.

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Reply #11 • Jun 17, 2009  08:54 AM
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Phew, that’s a relief. I was afraid you would be mad.

 
Reply #12 • Jun 17, 2009  10:19 AM
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wow I feel better now that I had a spontaneous release after reading brebro’s post..wait a second I am a professional health care provider, and to indulge in jr high humor about Milking the Prostate is beneath me and I should have my license revoked for treating such a serious topic
so glibly..Steve..help.. the other kids are picking on me!!!

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Reply #13 • Jun 17, 2009  05:17 PM
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OK I have to apologize..I had know idea that BreBrO was the same Brebro who does those great crazy cartoon like things..you are very cool Brebro..and if you want to make fun of Prostate Milking..in your cartoons or posts please feel free. I have older friends who have the swollen prostate problem and Milking the Prostate really dose help…I was slightly offended earlier but am better now..

you’re cool with me dude..I know you’re relieved..

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Reply #14 • Jun 17, 2009  05:34 PM
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This is all I could pull out of my

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hat on short notice, thanks.

 
Reply #15 • Jun 17, 2009  05:45 PM
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I’ve used one of those and man it hurts…funny dude…

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