This Friday at 8pm and Saturday at 8pm, $10 - the first chance to see the new expanded line-up of Asheville’s premier improv troupe, the Oxymorons.

New cast members have experience in improv comedy from far and wide, so this promises to be a show like no other.

buy tickets here:  http://www.ashevilletheatre.org/35belowevents.html

I’m a bigger fan of your competitors, the OxyContins!

That was funnier than anything George the Unfunny Comedian has ever said.

Damn, internet hecklers….

Oh, and yeah, don’t forget about rule #2:

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

uh, I mean….

2. No, SPAMming, no malicious links, no illegal downloads: It’s fine to discuss a business or service, but if the conversation veers into self-promotion, we’ll close down the thread. Depending on the nature of the post, we may also ban the user. Likewise, it’s fine to post links to relevant topics, but linking to any URL with spyware, malicious code, pornography or illegal download sites is strictly forbidden, and will likely get your IP address banned. Think before you post!

I’m sold shit EVERYWHERE else I go….

Which makes you a bastard indeed….

Wow, someone gets a five-pointed badge in their avatar and they think they’re the sheriff…

I regulate with the power of Satan.

They are local, and we could use this thread to discuss the OxyMorons, so I won’t call it SPAM just yet. George, are you prepared to defend the OxyMorons to the death ... the internet death?

Also, I thought you were one of the Feral Chihuahuas. When did you switch teams?

His one post is blatant self-promotion. PAY ME MONEY!

No ‘Hey, whadda ya’ll think about improv?’ or ‘Where’s the best venue for comedy in Asheville?’

At least when JRM was doing it he was engaging in dialogue. Lame, poorly thought out dialogue, but dialogue nonetheless.

Elliston gives him plenty of face-time on the blogs and in print. Seriously, I really don’t want to be sold shit here.

Fair enough. George seemingly hasn’t checked in on this thread in days, so I’ll close it.

George, start a new thread if you want to talk OxyMorons.