Who here will sing the praises of Will Peoples? Hero. Legend. Friend.

He was the first man ever to hang-glide off of the BB&T;Building ... and the second.

He once built a theremin out of a cardboard box, some electrical tape and the parts of an old Teddy Ruxpin, saving the day at an impromptu Led Zeppelin reunion.

Will Peoples once saved my life, but only after making me promise to give up my SweetTarts addiction.

Tell us your Will Peoples memory. We all have one.

Will Peoples once drove from Wilmington NC to St. Louis on a single tank of gas. It was some hot ****

Will Peoples has an uncanny sympathy with all woodland creatures. Once, while out of his earshot, I insulted his mother’s meatloaf, and was immediately attacked by a small army of voles. DO NOT INSULT WILL PEOPLES’S MOM’S COOKING!

Will Peoples is our prophet.

Rumor is he lead us to the divine message board of Gold, buried under the vance monument…

I remember once, long ago, Willl People took me aside, then left me there.

Will People’s-

Ever Learn…

Will Peoples once negotiated the release of 3 Mafels employeees from the Scientologists..to this day he gets shrimp and grits for free..

The (PFKaP) - 02 July 2009 05:08 PM

Will People’s-

Ever Learn…

I have that tattooed on my chest. Will did the work himself, using the crushed liver of a great white shark he killed with his own hands for the ink.

“Ever Learn.”

Will People’s middle name is Cullen <gasp>

that explains the ‘c’ at the end of willc, yet leaves many other new questions unanswered.

I always remember the time Will tossed a eco friendly fsc cabor with one hand end over end 3 times and had to race across a field and catch it before it landed on the tent for the McMurray clan ... he entertains, saves lives and clan apparel

Will Peoples ghost-wrote both The Blueprint and ok computer. Rumor is he got piffy started on his grape codeine binge, too. that man Peoples can handle his syrup and still drive a shipment cross country in three days.

I didn’t see it but it is recorded in the Lascaux caves ... Will allowed chuck norris to carry his jock

When I first moved here I had a flat on Walnut Street. Will held the car up and changed the tire with his other hand, he did.

All I see is that he played football. Big Whoop.

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Will Peoples. The man who invented the “padlock” goatee. Purveyor of transdimensional vigilante justice. Greeter of visitors to Wal-Mart. Fornicator of fledgling democracies.