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Jul 23, 2009  09:15 AM
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Six waterfall challenged humans have fallen from local falls since mid June..The Commission on Waterfall Safety have launched an intensive study into what part of

” stay away from the edge of the waterfall”

  people don’t understand..

Scientists in India ( we don’t have scientists in America any more) hypothesize there may be a correlation between intense internet posting and the ability to understand spacial relationships..Many of the fallen have stated ” I thought I was up about three feet..”

from the headlines of AC-T

14-year-old injured in waterfall accident

CEDAR MOUNTAIN — A 14-year-old boy suffered head injuries after falling from Triple Falls in DuPont State Forest on Wednesday.


Rescue crews responded about 3:50 p.m. to the falls, said Lt. Chris Holroyd of the Cedar Mountain Fire Department.

The boy, who is from the St. Louis area, fell about 40 feet from the lower falls, Holroyd said. He declined to release the boy’s name.

“I think they were just walking around near the top of the falls and slipped on the rocks,” Holroyd said.

The boy complained of head and neck pain, Holroyd said.

“He was fairly alert and able to tell us his name and age,” Holroyd said. “But he didn’t know where he was or how he got there or what had happened, so we knew there was something wrong.”

The boy was taken by ambulance to Mission Hospital.

Wednesday’s accident is the latest of at least six similar incidents that have occurred since mid-June at area waterfalls. At least 12 people have been killed since 2001 in WNC waterfall accidents.

(Edited: 24 July 2009 07:32 AM by ∮richkey ♪)
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Reply #1 • Jul 23, 2009  09:20 AM
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Cue the Richey thread where he says that all hikers should have their legs removed.

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Reply #2 • Jul 23, 2009  09:31 AM
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Many waterfall victims have suffered from brain damage…One example is sadly one of our forum members..Thunderballs..he named his avatar Thunderballs..because he actually thought the sounds coming from his lower regions..were coming from his Balls..sad really..

(Edited: 23 July 2009 05:05 PM by ∮richkey ♪)
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Reply #3 • Jul 24, 2009  07:41 AM
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In an effort to find out what is really happening with this glut of waterfall mishaps..I visited one of the torturous WNC falls.. At first the falls seemed harmless enough..the usual water falling over million year old boulders…then I heard it..

The disquieting whispers of Jason Bugg saying ” Go ahead jump.. it won’t hurt”...At first I was taken back..but his voice was so sweet and disarming much like a mama buffalo grunting and licking it’s calf..I felt a strange compulsion to jump…fortunately I was only 2 feet up on the rocks and the fall only twisted my ankle..

I’m not saying Jason Bugg is astro-projecting to dangerous locations to encourage suicidal behavior..I’m just sharing my experience..( Jason Stop!! please for our childrens sake)

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Reply #4 • Jul 24, 2009  11:31 AM
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well, if he didnt have you on ignore, i imagine TBalls would agree that Jason Bugg is very much like a mama buffalo.

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Reply #5 • Jul 24, 2009  11:36 AM
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Will you tell Bugg I’m feeling lost without his insightful input///

(Edited: 26 July 2009 08:23 PM by ∮richkey ♪)
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