I stood up with an erection once and my dog sniffed my penis.

I stopped the lovemaking session with my lady and immediately went to take a shower.

i dated a girl who had a dog who was always trying to get in on the action like that.

i didnt like it. the dog, i mean.

the cat was freaking great.

Oh, I see forum extremist. You like cat sex but not dog sex…. how discriminating of you!

Oh, excuse my “bitterness” here, lol.

I’m a dog person at heart.

The most awful thing my dog has done??? Ummm.. there are just too many things to list here, I’d be 109 by the time I was done typing them all!

One thing he did that was bad was grab a bottle (thank god it was empty) of Drano!!

Whew!! Oh, that and run off with a bottle of embossing powder! That was scary….

  Hey, look at the bright side.. you are getting valuable exercise running after your puppy or dog getting things away from them they shouldn’t have!

  It’s constant exercise in our home! I’ve lost 15 pounds in 4 months just trying to keep the dog from chewing things. No diet pills or diets! Woohoo…. :)

  Dogs do weird stuff! What do you want?

they are animals.. cannot help but love them though.

At least they don’t get on the internet and insult other dogs though! :)