I stood up with an erection once and my dog sniffed my penis.
I stopped the lovemaking session with my lady and immediately went to take a shower.
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i dated a girl who had a dog who was always trying to get in on the action like that.
i didnt like it. the dog, i mean.
the cat was freaking great.