you guys are going to puke, but this is the best forum i’ve ever seen. too clever
for your ways.

must be the mountain air? we didn’t think this way in NoVA. Too much
DoD air, i guess.

Don’t be deceived by the witty banter and amazing insight into the cosmos..beneath the mask of civility beats the hearts of some very angry and insane forum trolls..sure they’ll pretend to be nice cause you’re a girl and most girls are put of by the many references to the male member..the penis obsessed internet imps..run this minor world..

But since you’re here enjoy..say your piece..insult everyone..they’re used to it and secretly love the attention..if you’re confused about what to say just call someone a tuckfard..they seem to like that..I don’t know why..go crazy..making sense is not required..most of us are going for stats..

There are a few intelligent posters( although they are seldom heard from.)._..I’m not one of them..please don’t follow my example..I am hated by all except Piffy who I think has a man crush on me..If it’s not true Piffy don’t tell me ..an old man needs his delusions..

Welcome to hell..

This was posted on another thread but Jesus is omnipresent..

My handy Russian Spybot picked up a strange transmission..Jesus Christ has been consulting with MX Boarder HAL for years..Evidently they are very close and Jesus often follows Hals advice.
Here’s a rough transcription..

J: Hal?

  H: Jesus?

  J: Yea having trouble..My email box is filled to the gills with folks whining about losing their jobs.

  H:Saw the conversation, you know that thang was hot
  But I bet all you busters already knew that..

  J: Right I knew you’d have some insight..

  H:They like the funny stuff, that lets them release

  J: Right keep um laughing..

  H:They locked up my body but my mind never stopped!
  ‘Cause I was plottin and plannin and schemin everyday
  Gettin ready so I can marry my picture of Dick Cheney smoking..

  J: Christ!! that is tucking funny..

  H:Making posts stack , pimpin with my keys
  Everybody want a piece cuz I’m slick like grease
  My dog wears my socks on thurday..

  J: Stop it! That shitt makes me hurt..Hey do you think I should come back to earth and teach these war mongers a lesson?

  H:The boy Steve had me shining when I stepped out the door
  I thought I had enough but tatuaje gimme some more
  A poop is the fairest boarder of them all.
  My swelling balls are hard now..

  J: Yea mine too..later..

Here’s the guy who would understand twittering.

richey - 07 August 2009 08:54 PM

Don’t be deceived by the witty banter and amazing insight into the cosmos..beneath the mask of civility beats the hearts of some very angry and insane forum trolls..sure they’ll pretend to be nice cause you’re a girl and most girls are put of by the many references to the male member..the penis obsessed internet imps..run this minor world..

Don’t believe him, Kate. We just rip on Richey because, well, it should be obvious. The guy posts like a first-class douchebag. Dont be a Richey and everyone will be happy. Well, dont be a thomas either, but i’ll give you some time to decipher that one.

Welcome!!!

Don’t believe him, Kate. We just rip on Richey because, well, it should be obvious. The guy posts like a first-class douchebag. Dont be a Richey and everyone will be happy. Well, dont be a thomas either, but i’ll give you some time to decipher that one.

Don’t believe him Kate…We give Piffy things to rip, because his life would have no meaning if he didn’t have people to feel superior to…Don’t be like Piffy ,,one ego maniacal elitist.. is enough..

Thanks for proving my point, ‘richey’. Well done, as usual.

I found a home for you, full of your people. You will be welcomed like a hero there. dont let the ignore button hit you on the way out.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/asheville-nc

Thanks for proving my point, ‘richey’. Well done, as usual.

I found a home for you, full of your people. You will be welcomed like a hero there. dont let the ignore button hit you on the way out.

Thanks for proving my point you elitist imp..I haven’t found a home for you, this is where you belong….you will be sentenced to wander the dark halls of MX forums until you are an old self loathing, journalist wanna be..shell of a man…

just kidding..sounded good didn’t it..?

This last post of yours was very upsetting Piffy, decided to call on JC..to help sort it out..

R: hey JC what can I do about Piffy?

JC:Love him.

R:But he’s mean..

JC:Just do it..

R: thanks JC you’re a savior..

JC: Yea I get that a lot..

I hate so much about how you choose to be.

I hate so much about how you choose to be.

Me too..How bout you?

We need to start a self loathing thread..

bully4kate - 07 August 2009 07:20 PM

you guys are going to puke, but this is the best forum i’ve ever seen. too clever
for your ways.

must be the mountain air? we didn’t think this way in NoVA. Too much
DoD air, i guess.

Thanks Kate! I dont want to puke. i agree. this forum is the best. not that that is saying much, considering the competition. but, we try. jump on in, the water is juuuuuust fiiiine.

Hi, guys, and thanks for not puking. This Kate is trying to be a social butterfly, so friends (2)
and I went downtown on Friday. I wanted to stay to listen/watch/be part of the scene, and
we just hung around and listened. Then,  when to a store called Wonderland (they as well sell
my cigarettes (here comes the flood), and the bongs are just beautiful.

kate

There are a few intelligent posters( although they are seldom heard from.)._..I’m not one of them..please don’t follow my example..I am hated by all except Piffy who I think has a man crush on me..If it’s not true Piffy don’t tell me ..an old man needs his delusions..

Welcome to hell..

Wait, there IS a hell? Didn’t know, so I’ll have to search on it. On that subject (not appropos),
I still refuse to use the proper noun, Google, as a verb. Will not, it’s one of those nouns that become verbs, and I’m a purist, so I reject it. Heard a great one the other day: “She FaceBooked me…” There goes the civilian society as we knew it.

kate (May I admit that I don’t twitter/tweet here?)

Could you imagine some people using the noun, “board” as a verb??