Seriously, though, are there any other good, simple, idiot-proof ideas for reducing my personal impact on the local environment?
Cut way back on your meat consumption.
Walk as much as possible and take the bus.
Make sure to completely empty your beer cans before throwing them into Ralph’s yard.
Carry cloth bags to the grocery store to cut down on paper/plastic use.
Keep your thermostat low, use electricity wisely, conserve water.
Use only one sheet of toilet paper (thank you Cheryl Crowe!)