blood sack (noun phrase)
a human (said by vampires)
Example:
Esmeralda bared her fangs when the Blockbuster clerk told her all the copies of the DVD “Love at First Bite” were checked out. How dare a blood sack tell her what she could watch!
A small piece of popcorn that attaches itself to the lower intestine,causing inflammation and colon irritation .Symptoms: Diarrhea , colon discomfort, anal inflammation, headaches..
Example: Hey Mo Fo, spent all night on the PO PO, squeezing out the hershey squirts..must a got a Bugg.
Jesus Christ this describes 92 percent of the forum trolls…
1. dick tater
A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
Funkstank: Gone’n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I’m watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!
Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.
Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I’ll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the #### to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
Example: Bugg popped a white trash pimp when he called his brother a dick tater.
A corruption of the word “Owned.” This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled “owned.” When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so “has been owned.”
Instead, it said, so-and-so “has been pwned.”
It basically means “to own” or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
“Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned.”
