i start most mornings walking to the edge of the woods and adding nitrogen to the leaves ...

i am still amazed piff was engaged in dialog with a woman about peeing outdoors and he was focused on puncuation ... carrie was sans undies my friend ... it isn’t a time to see if the comma was correct .... focus

yep, just walked to the tree lne and had my morning whiz.

bring on the hot bean juice!

Although this is a fun breezy thread..there is an ominous subtext..the reason why public elimination is not allowed ..is that we are a genital phobic culture..

It all started a long long time ago when King Tinywang decided to outlaw showing genitals in public..Up until that point ..humans showed their genitals as a show of joy and a celebration of procreation.. But that was long ago..most people don’t know why they are dictated to hide their love away..sad but true..

Millions of children have been genitally suppressed since those golden days of your..Many adults to this very day hide away in back rooms looking at digitally reproduced versions of gentitals..

I am still tormented, ghostly voices ring in my dreams..” Richey put that thing away, and get away from that sheep!!”

Interesting… I always had a suspicion that the practice of keeping genitals underground was the work of a dictator.

Brebro=BestBoarderEver

Is that a dick-hater or a dictator?

dick ‘tater (hint: it is underground)

dick ‘tater (hint: it is underground)

That was deep..

Jesus Christ this describes 92 percent of the forum trolls…

1.    dick tater
 
A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
Funkstank: Gone’n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I’m watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I’ll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the #### to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

tattttms - 26 August 2009 07:21 AM

i start most mornings walking to the edge of the woods and adding nitrogen to the leaves ...

i am still amazed piff was engaged in dialog with a woman about peeing outdoors and he was focused on puncuation ... carrie was sans undies my friend ... it isn’t a time to see if the comma was correct .... focus

i did ask how she wipes…

very carefully.

i wasnt asking you, shadmarsh.

Carrie come back..we were just kidding!!!

Ok I was pissing outside and a wasp bit my leg and it swelled up..bad..be careful me lads..danger lurks around every corner..

it is important to pee on the edges of your property in a random pattern ...

I have been lazy and pee in one general location in the grass and the animals now think it is the designated area for them as well ...