Suspect arrested on child porn charges blames cat
August 6th, 2009 by Jason Schultz

JENSEN BEACH — A well-known mathematical theory states that a group of monkeys randomly typing on a typewriter could eventually write the complete works of William Shakespeare by pure chance.

But Martin County Sheriff’s investigators said there is no chance that one cat could randomly type words on a computer keyboard to download child pornography 1,000 times.
Keith Griffin

But that’s the excuse that 48-year-old Keith Griffin, of Jensen Beach, gave after investigators found 1,000 images of child pornography on his computer, detectives say. Griffin was arrested today on 10 counts of possession of child pornography.

According to a sheriff’s report, detectives conducting online investigations in July discovered that Griffin was downloading pictures of children as young as 8 years old having sex from file-sharing programs.

When deputies searched Griffin’s home and talked to him, he told detectives that he would leave the room sometimes while downloading music and when he returned, his cat had jumped up on the keyboard and strange images were downloaded.

Griffin is being held in the Martin County Jail on $250,000 bail. The cat was not charged with any crimes and is being cared for by a family friend, according to sheriff’s officials.

the comments below the article were full of lols. my favorite was

CATS ARE NOTORIOUS FOR THEIR BAD SPELLING … THIS ONE PROBABLY MEANT TO DOWNLOAD “KITTY” PORN AND ENDED UP WITH “KIDDIE” PORN INSTEAD

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from:(for some reason the mx wont let me link to the treasure coast talk. i suppose because ‘kiddie porn” is in the title)

Having lived on the so-called Treasure Coast for 12 years, I can think of all sorts of good reasons why the Xpress won’t let you link to Treasure Coast Talk.

I know my cats have some strange tastes, that’s why I no longer let them have internet access.

keep your eye on the rugrat, too. he might try to download kittie pron.

i think that this was the same cat that texted chris brown and pretended to be an ex girlfriend ....

“Well, honey, I’m just as shocked as you are to find all this futanari on my computer. That darn parakeet!”

Usually, you can blame the downloaded horse porn on the family horse, but not in SC.

My hamster ordered 12,000 pairs of earrings off QVC once..I’m still paying that shitt off.  I didn’t even know hamsters wore earrings..

My cat’s don’t like porn.

I watch tons of beast tube, however.

I watch tons of beast tube, however.

Who doesn’t..?

richey - 31 August 2009 01:36 PM

My hamster ordered 12,000 pairs of earrings off QVC once..I’m still paying that shitt off.  I didn’t even know hamsters wore earrings..

If that’s the hamster that bought the 5 gallon pail of Yam Cream, you can’t say you weren’t forewarned.

LOL..I peed myself..