calik21 - 21 September 2009 02:53 AM
Now that it’s being posted in here. Thieves could still easily familiarize the Cockney rhyming slang,and know about it.
Regards,
calik21
Placement financier
Yea, way to go MX. Publicizing cockney rhyming slang will surely lead to an increase in criminal activity and I, for one, am tired of the media and the internet and forums like this assisting these miscreants in their activities.
Studies have been done that directly tie the efforts of thieves to learn things like cockney rhyming slang to increases in violence in the southeastern asian peninsula for the last thirty-five to fifty years. Usually it begins with an outbreak of moderately well-dressed youngsters talking about graft and then it ends up with people being hit on the head with baseball bats and robbed of their life savings. These life savings, called wangs are often carried around by the people in southeast asia, particularly the citizens of Cambodia, because storing personal possessions in houses has been on the decline since the great dancing mobs descended out of China in the 1850’s. Those mobs were clearly influenced by the collective writings of the Elders of Zion, who aimed at nothing less than total control of Christianity through the Templars and later through the Welsh.
Another inroad that gangsters have been traveling is the use of allegorical fiction, particularly postmodern World War I homoerotic tales involving one or more Germans named John Jacob Dingleberry Dick, and deriving from this fiction an entirely new way of browbeating unsuspecting teenagers for their lunch monies and unsuspecting internet users of their dinner monies. The sheer will involved in robbing someone while talking about homosexual acts in German and while being bombarded with mustard gas is almost too much for many of these criminals to bear and most have, thankfully, been driven quite mad by the experience.
Still, there is much to be learned by ignoring the central premise that we must learn something from any common experience shared by people of the same economic class yet across racial or gender barriers. Anthony Comstock famously examined several of these ideas while instituting his first set of censorship guidelines and it is a source of constant sadness and debate in the intellectual community that he did not publish his ideas and findings. Many speculate it is because he, himself, would have become guilty of violating his own laws and, in those days, that sort of thing was unthinkable.
It has also been suggested that it is unthinkable to come up with a reason to like any show with the word “Housewives” in the title.
These housewives are clearly running the show in the new crime syndicates. One need look no further than “Marge,” a forty-something mother of three who has given up raising sensible children and dyed her hair purple. Her addled behavior clearly marks her as one for whom allegorical fiction held little more than a curse of insanity and her life in the small town of Nantucket is fraught with dangers from exceptionally well-endowed Germans who need not even seek out the pleasures offered by women but who do, in fact, pleasure themselves nightly.
And it is every single night that these decrepit descriptions of destitute dregs drag themselves around our collective subunconscious. I believe it was Carl Jung who first noted that Freud’s cigar box was curiously absent after any session involving dogs or more than three Germans of any proclivity. Freud responded by calling Jung “hypocatastasic” and a fraud. To this day, no one is sure what Da Vinci must have thought of all of this but many claim that Mona Lisa is sitting on something not unlike a cigar.
Still, the cockney problem that we face today is one of just many missile crises that must, like white on rice, be avoided if we are to rise above the level of beast that so many people seem to wish us to keep on being. We must raise our heads, declare our unwavering support to secular humanism and keep our Heights Crossed.
Otherwise, we will fall to the greatest display of fascism since the health care debate started and that is a road that we must not travel down in these woods I think I know. Truly, these are times that try men’s pants on and decide to keep them for further study with a rope or sometimes lead pipe.
