Abolishing Balls for just one year could save our sagging economy…By abolishing balls I mean the manufacturing of balls..foot balls , base balls, golf balls and all ball related activities..

If we took the recovered ball revenue from a one year ball moratorium..We could reform health care..create electric cars for every man woman and child..and refocus our youth toward useful careers..

Balls cost this nation many billions of dollars..in manufacturing, wasted hours watching professional ball athletes..and exorbitant health care costs patching up amateur as well as professional ball related injuries..

If this experiment works and I know it will..we could abolish balls for 5 years and really take care of things that really matter..lets get our priorities straight people we can do it…

I have a sudden desire to bean you with a football. Filled with rocks. Of course, I often have this desire concerning you, so its no big deal.

and yet richey is still a better Boarder than you.

A-Ball-ish???  freaking brilliant!

I have no ####### idea if you’re serious or not.

Whether or not he is serious, he is right. Americans spend billions of dollars on sporting events every year.

That is not the fault of balls though. It is the fault of balls.

mat catastrophe - 09 September 2009 01:58 PM

Whether or not he is serious, he is right. Americans spend billions of dollars on sporting events every year.

First of all, that’s not what he said in any way.

Second, so what?

None of this addresses the very real problem of cotillions.

OR pitches at which the batter does not swing and which do not pass through the strike zone.

i thought it was a thread about getting rid of retards

on a related note; a neighbor just ‘fixed’ her male cat and he just aint right, now. Abolishing balls is just wrong, and represents an assault on the sacred masculine by an overly mothered culture.

i blame people like Edgy Mama.

on a related note; a neighbor just ‘fixed’ her male cat and he just aint right, now. Abolishing balls is just wrong, and represents an assault on the sacred masculine by an overly mothered culture.

i blame people like Edgy Mama.

I don’t know why but I laughed so hard at this I pulled my groin muscle///

I realize people are not going to give up there obsessive ball watching easily , even if it would save our nation..But guys it’s worth it..take that time you spend watching other people chasing, throwing, hitting, balls and teach a kid how to fix a sink, or write a grant, or use a shop vac..It’s a small price to pay for a better world.. as ridiculous as it seems…we need some radical thinking to fix our ailing, obese, out of work, chronic TV watching nation..It’ll probably take some sacrifice..think about it..abolish balls for one year..

OR pitches at which the batter does not swing and which do not pass through the strike zone.

BRE BRo that avatar giff you are using , has made me feel differently about you ..I see your name . I see the giff. I’m aroused..then i FEEL BAD,,, love it…

Seriously, you should see ‘him’. He stares at the wall in the corner and meows like a little kitten again. He was a bad-ass last week. Now he’s ‘fixed’.

My balls ache just thinking about it..give that cat some milk goddamn it..

richey - 09 September 2009 03:35 PM

on a related note; a neighbor just ‘fixed’ her male cat and he just aint right, now. Abolishing balls is just wrong, and represents an assault on the sacred masculine by an overly mothered culture.

i blame people like Edgy Mama.

I don’t know why but I laughed so hard at this I pulled my groin muscle///

I realize people are not going to give up there obsessive ball watching easily , even if it would save our nation..But guys it’s worth it..take that time you spend watching other people chasing, throwing, hitting, balls and teach a kid how to fix a sink, or write a grant, or use a shop vac..It’s a small price to pay for a better world.. as ridiculous as it seems…we need some radical thinking to fix our ailing, obese, out of work, chronic TV watching nation..It’ll probably take some sacrifice..think about it..abolish balls for one year..

You are abso-#######-lutely retarded.

Give Babaloo some milk god dammit!!