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Sep 16, 2009  12:04 PM
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This is the counter-thread to the “boring, uninformative” local headline thread.

I’ll start ...

Macon wades gingerly toward transportation plan: It’s the “gingerly” that gets me.

Swayze films all over television: Look at this mess you’ve made. Now there’s Swayze all over my television.

OK, your turn.

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Reply #1 • Sep 16, 2009  08:20 PM
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Lincoln Refuses to Attend Pack Memorial Library Emancipation Exhibit !!!

Despite many invitations to Abraham Lincoln . He refuses to attend Pack Memorial Library Emancipation exhibit.. The mayor of Asheville who is her self emancipated commented..” What’s with him, is he so busy he can’t fit us into his schedule?..we offered him 10,000 dollars..elitist!!!”.

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Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Reply #2 • Sep 16, 2009  09:55 PM
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From the AC-T.  I wonder if he’s trapped as in a trap, or stuck on a hillside. 

“Hiker Trapped at Craggy Gardens”
http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090916/NEWS01/90916084

(Edited: 16 September 2009 09:58 PM by Steamboater)
 
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I know this isn’t local to most of you, but it is local to me and it is the best headline I’ve seen in a longtime.

Christ Our King receives Blue Ribbon Award.

Welcome to the Party, Jesus. Pabst got theirs in 1893. Where ya’ been?

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Reply #4 • Sep 17, 2009  09:28 AM
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mat catastrophe - 16 September 2009 10:05 PM

I know this isn’t local to most of you, but it is local to me and it is the best headline I’ve seen in a longtime.

Christ Our King receives Blue Ribbon Award.

Welcome to the Party, Jesus. Pabst got theirs in 1893. Where ya’ been?

Beer may be a new venture for him. He’s mostly known as a winemaker.

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Reply #5 • Sep 17, 2009  09:29 AM
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I had a genius idea ... Christian beer. It’d be like the Stryper of beer.

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Reply #6 • Sep 17, 2009  10:51 AM
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The Lords Lager ...The Blood of Christ the Fun Way..

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Dampp-Chaser earns ISO 9001

It’s funny because ISO 9001 is so 2008.

 
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North Carolina doctor removes plastic fragment lodged in John Manley’s lung

http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090917/NEWS/909170344

What’s funny about this story is the guy thought he inhaled part of a plastic spoon while drinking
a slushy..I don’t know about you but when I inhale a plastic spoon ,, I notice..I’m just saying..

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Steve Shanafelt - 17 September 2009 09:29 AM

I had a genius idea ... Christian beer. It’d be like the Stryper of beer.

Red Stryper?

 
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It would go well with those little communion wafers.

 
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Steve Shanafelt - 17 September 2009 09:29 AM

I had a genius idea ... Christian beer. It’d be like the Stryper of beer.

Red Stryper?

Million. Dollar. Concept.

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Prince of Peace Pilsner…Saints Alive it’s Good For the Soul..

Come on people this stuff is golden..

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Steve Shanafelt - 17 September 2009 08:24 PM
pfff - 17 September 2009 07:52 PM
Steve Shanafelt - 17 September 2009 09:29 AM

I had a genius idea ... Christian beer. It’d be like the Stryper of beer.

Red Stryper?

Million. Dollar. Concept.

Million. Dollar. Lawsuit.

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You Christians are always ripping off the Jews.

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Masked Robbers Hit Mountain Restaurant

The suspects used a crowbar to break into the back door of the restaurant, then spent two hours trying to hack into the safe.


OK we need a better class of criminals here in Appalachia..How much are these guys gonna get 2-3 thou max.. Listen up bozos if you’re gonna risk 5 to 10 in the clinker at least try and steal 100,000…that’s taught in robbing 101..!!! Rob smarter not harder..

http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/wlos_vid_915.shtml

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