Someone just forwarded me a link to this site, which is like MulletsGalore.com times ten. I think it’s genius.

Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

I was at WalMart yesterday and indeed the array of humanage at Walmart as compared to say Greenlife appears to be different..maybe in a bad way..I wish we had a really good dollar store..I came from California and our dollar stores kick ass on NC dollar stores…The cost of living in Ca is so ridiculously high you need to buy some inexpensive items and cut costs where you can…I am all for cheap good stuff..By the way if you haven’t been with a large girl in a tube top you haven’t lived..so many nooks and crannies..

Steve, it’s classist and elitist.
And it is also not as funny as Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

But is elitist a bad thing?

Ken Hanke - 26 September 2009 02:29 PM

But is elitist a bad thing?

Not when it’s funny.

Steve, it’s classist and elitist.

... and funny as heck.

And it is also not as funny as Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

I wish Lowtax would get back to writing. Cliff Yablonski hasn’t been updated in like two years, but when it was active, it was one of my favorite parts of the site.