I am starting this thread to keep up my boarding cred…have at it, anything goes.

some suggestions:

who is the biggest racist on the forums?

who is most likely to be banned next?

who is the sexist boarder?

who is the best drunk boarder?

etc etc

me, all of the above.

shadmarsh - 01 October 2009 11:00 PM

who is the biggest racist on the forums?

Bobaloo

shadmarsh - 01 October 2009 11:00 PM

who is most likely to be banned next?

With any luck, Richey. Probably me, however. I imagine that once the Xpress realizes that the forums are the second most popular of the site, they’ll want to “clean this place up”. So the foul mouthed braggart will be the first one out the e-door.

shadmarsh - 01 October 2009 11:00 PM

who is the sexist boarder?

Without a doubt I am.  I’m going to the beach in a week. I have the sexiest swimmer’s bod ever.

shadmarsh - 01 October 2009 11:00 PM

who is the best drunk boarder?

Without a doubt Willard Hardstock.

shadmarsh - 01 October 2009 11:00 PM

etc etc

I thought Etcetera was the worst song by my old band, but that’s just me. But if you insist, here’s the song in mp3 format.

who is the biggest racist on the forums?

Me..“the Bell Curve” is my bible..did you know the average African Pigmy has an IQ of 67..

who is most likely to be banned next?

No one ..we’re desperate for any posters..the fact that I haven’t been banned yet..proves the bar is very low…

who is the sexist boarder?

Edgy Moma is super hot..although Bugg has that freak sex thing going on..

who is the best drunk boarder?

Bre Bro..he lives in a constant state of intoxication..PBR I think..Steve is also soused about 89 percent of the time..It’s the only way he can turn his over active mind off..still doesn’t work..Piffy’s spelling gets very bad when the mead god’s visit.. and I just get crazier, more paranoid…and I imagine I am the overlord genius of the MX forum..god it feels good..

People, he said sexist, not sexiest. Is this something all of you are willing to admit?

I thought it was a spelling error..

willc - 02 October 2009 12:50 PM

People, he said sexist, not sexiest. Is this something all of you are willing to admit?

if you knew me, you would know i revel in my racism and sexism.

it’s two of my most endearing qualities.