10,000 lovers? In a bombshell announcement on Thursday night’s edition of “Late Show with David Letterman,” the 62-year-old host said that he had been the target of a $2 million extortion attempt by an unnamed individual who had threatened to reveal that the talk show host had had sexual relations with members of his staff.
What has recently been revealed by unknown sources is that Letterman is a sex maniac..” He requires that everyone that comes on his show has to at least give him a hand job”. an anonymous guest stated.
As 1000s, of exlovers come forward with their sordid stories, one common thread among the angry hoard is not so much that Letterman traded air time for sex, but that not one of his lovers ever achieved an orgasm.
Insiders say he is a major chubby chaser..( pic below is one of his after show orgies)
Letterman could not deny his abhorrent behavior.
“My response to that is, yes I have [had the relationships]. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would,” he said. “I feel like I need to protect these people - I need to certainly protect my family.”
Many of the women he has had relations with have produced offspring..Yesterday the babies were set on his lawn and left for his current wife to take care of.
“Let those little bastards suck on your tits”.was his wife’s response to the demonstration.
He has insisted they all be named Dave Jr.
