I realize their is a lot of ambivalence among many of our trolls and readers concerning god..So I decided to put a nail in this celestial coffin and decided to talk to my all knowing omnipresent friend Jesus…
J: What?
R: Christ , why do people have trouble believing in a higher power?
J: It’s all in the HIGHER word..We over here in the ethers aren’t necessarily higher, we’re more like on a different channel..
R: Explain.
J: Shit Richey, you’re an idiot..Ok ..for you morons..There is an intelligent energy in the universe that’s job is to make sense of and shape a universe of chaotic energy. You can’t see it with your eyes , but you can sense it with your spirit.. ..All the stories..Adam and Eve, Jesus, Mohamed ,Buddha..Obama..are all just symbols and stories to help you humans who have very simple minds..feel better about not being able to understand this confusing swirling mass of energy..called life..
R: So you’re saying we’re too primitive to really understand the universe so we make up things called a higher power..to make our selves feel better.
J: Kinda.
R: That’s it.. we’re too stupid!!!
J:Most of you..That’s why they call it understanding..you’re standing under the knowledge..
R:This kinda sucks..
J: Look at the bright side..you’re talking to me..and I’m real, right?
R:umm..
J:Right?