Ummm, moving right along….
If you could possess any super-power, what would it be and why?

I have thought about this one over the years and have had many differing opinions on what I would like it to be until one day a few months ago when I decided the ultimate super-power would be the ability to make people spontaneous burst in song, specifically show tunes. Why? Because that would be awesome!

How festive!
What would you say was your greatest moment here on the forums?

Geez, there have been so many…

Ooooommmmmm, ooooooommmmm.
Being politically savvy and all, would you ever sink so low as to take a shot at local politicians or community figures during an interview here on the forums?

No, but that Ryan Croft fella is sure nutty. I bet he hangs out with Pedo-bear.

That’s the word on the street.
Boarders here on the MX Forums have lifted you to demigod status and have even suggested the creation of a boarder-based shadmarsh religion.  How are you so good and looked at as the ideal of all that is boarding?

I like to keep it real and tell it like it is. This is an uncommon trait in our plastic-fantastic-microwave popcorn-porn addled-instant gratification-dumbed down-###### up-phony bologna-post modern-baby raping society. So I guess you people are just drawn to me, and really who can blame you?

Not I.
Finally, please provide the audience and your many fans on what would make up the perfect sock-puppet for you.

I don’t know what would, but I know who would: Thunder Pig.

Thank you Shad for your time and magnificent insights.  That concludes another episode of Get to Know a Boarder. Any final thoughts?

Meh.

And a hardy meh back to you!  Tune in next week for the long awaited possible interview with someone else.

More. More Shad Marsh.

Yeah, that was enjoyable, but it left me wanting more. I don’t feel like I got to know him yet. Maybe we could ask increasingly more personal questions, like whether he also had sex with John Phillips when growing up.