Yeah, that was enjoyable, but it left me wanting more. I don’t feel like I got to know him yet. Maybe we could ask increasingly more personal questions, like whether he also had sex with John Phillips when growing up.
You’ll have to wait for my tell-all autobiography. Available Christmas ‘10 from quality booksellers everywhere only $39.95!
Get To Know Shad! When did he chip his tooth? Why does he drain his foot? Where is his extra bone? Get To Know Shad!
Why does he never wear a hat? Why was he banned from Bangkok? Why do women call him “The Anchor”? Get To Know Shad! Does he shave his eyebrows in the middle? Get To Know Shad! And now, a final testimonial, from a man who speaks the truth!
Steve Martin: Before I got to know Shad, I was nothing, nowhere, nobody! I was a two-bit comic with an arrow stuck through my head! And then, I got to know him, and now I play banjo in a local band! And today, they call me.. Steve Martin!
You guys have no idea how hard it is working with these divas. Question limits, time limits, wanting total production and editorial control. Not to mention the green M&M thing that I will never mention again.
If you want to further invade Shad’s personal life you’ll have to wait for season 2.
Next up is Bobaloo by the btw.
Yet another similarity between me and Brad Pitt, pre-big-break.
Don’t worry Mr. Marsh, the infamy you have attained through gracing the local political process with your keen insight into things like concentration camps will long outlast my stint in the suit.
Or not.
Keep trying there. Or not. Whatever. I’m untouchable.
Thanks for the free promotion, for me and for my day job!
Yet another similarity between me and Brad Pitt, pre-big-break.
Don’t worry Mr. Marsh, the infamy you have attained through gracing the local political process with your keen insight into things like concentration camps will long outlast my stint in the suit.
Or not.
Keep trying there. Or not. Whatever. I’m untouchable.
Thanks for the free promotion, for me and for my day job!
I’d demand satisfaction, but I know you’re a chicken.