Chasin’ Bludd - 22 October 2009 08:48 AM

That should be the slogan for some west german southern fried chicken joint.

Jason Ross Martin - 22 October 2009 08:27 AM

Yet another similarity between me and Brad Pitt, pre-big-break.

Don’t worry Mr. Marsh, the infamy you have attained through gracing the local political process with your keen insight into things like concentration camps will long outlast my stint in the suit.

Or not.

Keep trying there.  Or not.  Whatever.  I’m untouchable.

Thanks for the free promotion, for me and for my day job!

this guys delusional delusionality is really quite astounding. must be an asheville thing. if jerm and the nun had a kid, it might not know how to breathe without detailed instruction from wikipedia, but would think it was famous because someone changed its diaper once.

And your legacy is 8000 and some odd posts about nothing in particular, and everything in general.  Clearly, your fame is so powerfully significant, you will never die.

I’m so thankful that the Mountain Xpress has you Piffy.  Your genius will outlast the sun.  I wish my art and music were as good as your internet drivel.

it took you 7 days to come up with that come back?

jrm, a rectal exam with blackberry brambles is better than your music, or much of anything i’ve ever seen that you’ve produced.

EDIT: I miss these interviews. Please give us more.

Piffy, your art form consists of insulting people you don’t know with off the cuff drivel.  Wanna know why your beloved forum SUCKS?  It’s because you are mean spirited.  You don’t really care about what it is you’re doing here.  You’re a sad weakling confined to a keyboard.

You should think about the kind of relationships you’d like to have in real life, and then attempt to interact with others here (and everywhere) with a similar tone and approach. 

Your attitudes toward me and my creations are well documented, troll.  Now go ahead and write some more of your pathetic diatribes all over this page until infinity.  Anyone who cares to shuffle through page after page of your Masterpiece will clearly see you for what you are.

http://www.myspace.com/jasonrossmartin

Still waiting on those CDs, Mr. Musician.

Jason Ross Martin - 31 October 2009 06:38 AM

Piffy, your art form consists of insulting people you don’t know with off the cuff drivel.  Wanna know why your beloved forum SUCKS?  It’s because you are mean spirited.  You don’t really care about what it is you’re doing here.  You’re a sad weakling confined to a keyboard.

JRM, your art form consists of lousy MIDI samples and sonic foundry loops with noodly acoustic passages and off-key vocals. Wanna know why your beloved music scene sucks? It is because you aren’t mean-spirited enough! You don’t really know enough about anything to say anything about anything. You’re a precious snowflake tied to a casio keyboard. Sample the dog, baby.

You should think about the kind of relationships you’d like to have in real life, and then attempt to interact with others here (and everywhere) with a similar tone and approach. 

Practice what you preach, brother. Practice what you preach.

Your attitudes toward me and my creations are well documented, troll.  Now go ahead and write some more of your pathetic diatribes all over this page until infinity.  Anyone who cares to shuffle through page after page of your Masterpiece will clearly see you for what you are.

http://www.myspace.com/jasonrossmartin

Quit self-promoting your insanely crappy myspace page. Myspace band pages are the epitome of lazy and useless. If you really think you have something to contribute to the music world, then stop counting your “friends” on myspace - it is an exercise in mutual masturbation - get a web designer, lease a server, put up a site and upload some music to iTunes. See how well it does.

Then, go on tour. A long tour. Build up a fan base. Prove all of us slackers here wrong.

Or, stay in your bedroom creating new age masterpieces and get no love from anyone but DARPA.

Whatever.

I met Mr. Shad Marsh in person at the Spookyblogapaloozanannyathonthingamado and can say he is a fine fellow. It seems he can be a fixer of sorts for certain troubles locally.

Is there a listing of who won the awards?

Not that I have been able to find anywhere. Busy weekend for partying I presume. Blogging can wait. I missed the actual awards part myself. I do know Jason won head blogger for Ashvegas.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, really?

Big Surprise eh.