Are there any? I’ve got a hot date night with the wifey tomorrow and I’d love to have the pants scared off her, if you get my drift. I’d rather not drive an hour away for some hack job or two hours away for something well done.

Any suggestions?

You can come to my place and pretend to kill me with a meat cleaver. Then turn to your wife and make sweet, sweet love, covered in fake blood. That might work.

From what I remember the VA does a decent one. Then there is the corn maze at Elidah home. If one of the tards they take care of gets loose, you’ll be in for a fright in the maze maze.

Only if you wear a gimp mask. I have a few lying about.

But then, that’s my normal Friday night.

You act like most of the boarders here don’t own gimp masks.

But do they wear them while Boarding? I think not.

Call me and hear why my voice sounds like.

Also, I have a belt tied around a pretty exotic location when I feud with JRm.

You mean like Thailand?

Belize it or not.