richey,

Who, in your opinion, was the best stand-up comedian of the 20th century?

Richey, If I were to pour sulfuric acid into your pee hole, would you say your mother’s name or your father’s name first?

Richey, I know people who are victims of violent crime never really deserve it, but in your case don’t you think you are kind of asking for it?

Richey, when your dad played with your special parts under the Christmas tree at the age of 6, did you imagine that it’d have such long lasting effects upon your psyche?

Richey, when your wife wants to have sex, does she make you leave the house or does she go out and get one of those cheap motels so as not to disturb you and your nighttime soap operas?

Richey, a train traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time another train, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. What does it feel like knowing that the only person who hates you more than every single poster and lurker on this forum is yourself?

Richey,

Who is the best Disney cartoon villain?

Richey, at the end of the day are you just as stupid as you come across on here, or do you kick it up a notch in real life? I imagine that you spend most of your time drooling into a cup and then making martinis out of it.

What was it like for your children as they grew up? Is this video close?

“Random questions” doesn’t mean “thinly veiled personal attacks.” The more trivial and meaningless the question, the better, I think.

Ummm… “thinly veiled”?  Really?

That’s as close as Bugg gets to thinly veiled, I’m afraid.

I think these are all fair questions.

richey,

Who, in your opinion, was the best stand-up comedian of the 20th century?

Fabulous question Steve..Not an easy answer..

I saw Redd Fox in Vegas when I was 15 years old 1969 .He squeezed more laughs out of a crowd than anyone I’ve ever seen..a master.. relaxed..and dirty as shit…

I saw Jim Carey live before he was famous and I laughed so hard I hurt..he has gotten progressively unfunnier over the years..but when he was hungry and hitting the clubs circa 1985 dude was a freak god from another universe..Eating regular seems to take the funny outta ya..

I saw George Carlin hold a crowd of 2000 spell bound for 2 and half hours ,in the early 90s insightful, amusing and a master that will never be seen again..

More later..I love this thread..It’s all about me!!!

I had money on the Carlin answer, pay up!!

Richey, If I were to pour sulfuric acid into your pee hole, would you say your mother’s name or your father’s name first?

Great question Bugg..In fact I was just pouring sulfuric acid down my pee hole last week..and I believe I said something like “Holy mother ####### shit mama that feels good!!”. You’ll find this out as you grow older Bugg..at first sex with a hot blond gets you feeling your oats..But as your balls begin to sag and your senses begin to wain..More stimulation is needed to to put a tingle in your mingle..

So definitely a variation of my mothers name..

As a medical professional, you should use the term “meatus” instead of pee hole (and put lube on all catheters, especially foleys).