callipygian
pulchritude
rangy (preceding the aforementioned “rapscallion” as in “rangy rapscallion”
twaddle
parsimonious
idiophobia
kolpophobia
ithyphallophobia (could go with kolpophobia for a few folks in these here parts)
twaddle (had to use it twice)
reintarnation (what one says when the wheel of life spits you out in Madison County)
milk puppies (think pulchritude)