I thought we could use a bad joke thread. I don’t mean cruel jokes, or dirty jokes, just really bad ones.

For instance ...

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

And ...

A policeman stopped a man who was walking along with a bear and ordered him to take it to the zoo at once. The next day the policeman saw the same man with the same bear.

“I thought I told you to take that bear to the zoo,” he said.

“I did,” said the man, “and now I’m taking him to see a movie.”

So, let’s hear your favorite terrible jokes.

Wood Eye..

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.

A piece of rope goes into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve ropes in here, get out!” So the rope goes back outside and he’s annoyed, you know, ‘cause he wants a drink.

So he goes into the alley and digs around in the trash and finds an old comb and then he wiggles around himself a couple of times and the roughs up his edges with the comb and walks back in the bar.

The bartender says, “Hey! Didn’t I just throw you out of here a few minutes ago?”

The rope says, “I’m afraid not.”

what do you call a small, straight stick you put in the oven?

A HOT ROD!

(i made that up when i was about 8)

also, AHEM!

http://www.mountainx.com/forums/viewthread/1516/

Two forum trolls walk into a bar..The bartender asks"Can I get you a drink”...

The tuckfards say"Nah we’re already drunk, we thought this was Malaprops”...