Yes, it’s true. Born and bred Cowboys fan, and I hate our f*cking quarterback.
This Onion piece is priceless.
Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey
DAWWAS—Cowboys medical personnel confirm that quawterback Tony Womo injured his thwowing hand in last week’s 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals and is expected to miss the next month after suffewing a sevewy bwoken wight pinkie-winkie.
You’re kidding right? Just watch an entire Cowboys game from start to finish. He’s only been as successful as he’s been so far because of the team surrounding him. He’s a decent passer but has no talent outside of the pocket. His main goal in every game is to get to the sideline bench as fast as humanly possible with his f*cking backwards baseball cap and a blank, disinterested expression. I’m surprised I haven’t seen him drooling on the sidelines yet. Oh, and he’s a f*cking pussy.
I’m a diehard Cowboys fan, and I’m not alone in my feelings.
You’re kidding right? Just watch an entire Cowboys game from start to finish. He’s only been as successful as he’s been so far because of the team surrounding him. He’s a decent passer but has no talent outside of the pocket. His main goal in every game is to get to the sideline bench as fast as humanly possible with his f*cking backwards baseball cap and a blank, disinterested expression. I’m surprised I haven’t seen him drooling on the sidelines yet. Oh, and he’s a f*cking pussy.
I’m a diehard Cowboys fan, and I’m not alone in my feelings.
I was shocked to hear of the beating! Was it the loss of Romo?
Did St. Louis JUST Become good? Wow. What a crazy day.
Anyone have any doubts about this post’s relevance, I’ve got the Cowboys/Steelers game DVR’ed. Come over and I’ll have some bourbon and tears for you to enjoy.
Bump, because it’s so much truer today than it has been all season: I hate Tony Romo. My God, that was one of the worst games I’ve ever seen the Cowboys play.
Besides the last Super Bowl, the Eagles/Cowboys game Sunday night was the best sporting event that I’ve seen all year. Those overpaid babies needed to be knocked down a few, and I hope that this game did that.
Besides the last Super Bowl, the Eagles/Cowboys game Sunday night was the best sporting event that I’ve seen all year. Those overpaid babies needed to be knocked down a few, and I hope that this game did that.
Besides the last Super Bowl, the Eagles/Cowboys game Sunday night was the best sporting event that I’ve seen all year. Those overpaid babies needed to be knocked down a few, and I hope that this game did that.
Dallas/Philly is only the number 2 best game of the year and they all happened on the final week of the season
3rd place
I loved seeing Gruden and his Bucs complete their choke falling to a lowly Raider team at home….
2nd
Beating that game out with the comical feel of the whuppass was the Dallas Philly game ... I almost couldn’t eat I was laughing so hard ... the marks on the cowboy’s helmets are the number of touches they have to get in the game in order not to pout at the post game press briefing ...
1st
But nothing was more fun than watching the donkeys set a new record by losing a 3 game lead with 3 to play .... good bye shanny
And I am torn about what I want to see now, outside of a Super Bowl ASAP (and I think it would be awesome if the Panthers could win it this year…)
But the Panthers are like a wife whereas the Cowboys are like mom. In terms of my NFL fanhood, that is.
And so as much as I love the idea of T.O. it sure does seem like he makes it tougher in the long run.
I don’t think Romo is as good as some think he is. I wish the Cowboys had somebody more gritty-gutty than somebody so touchy-feely. Part of me kind of wishes the Cowboys would’ve gotten Brett Favre so that T.O. and Pacman could’ve won a Super Bowl this year. Maybe they could’ve had Kanye West do “Paranoid” at the half time show:
You worry ‘bout the wrong things
The wrong things
You worry ‘bout the wrong things
The wrong things
Brett Favre is a washed up, overrated mess who doesn’t listen to coaches. People are talking like he had a great year, but the fact remains he had something like 10 TDs and 18 INTs in his last 12 games.
I was just being ironic there… pointing out the fact that Jerry Jones has a stable of names, none of which IS stable and all of whom are just that… NAMES. None of them hae ever won a thing.
At least Favre once did. He would’ve put those jersey dollars into the new billion dollar Cowboyland.
I’m fully expecting Jerry Jones to get Michael Vick for the next version of the team. Why not? All he wants is to be the lead on First and 10 everyday for the season, just like this year (again) even though they don’t even get to go on the road and lose this year.
Besides the last Super Bowl, the Eagles/Cowboys game Sunday night was the best sporting event that I’ve seen all year. Those overpaid babies needed to be knocked down a few, and I hope that this game did that.
