I’m trying to convince my wife that we need to go out and celebrate for New Years, but I’m ambivalent about most of the events I’ve heard about. Someone, please convince me of the right party to go to, with a compelling enough set of reasons that even my homebody of a bride won’t be able to say no.

Come to Scully’s and watch me pretend to be a bouncer. Also Brian Peterson (a guy I went to high school with, not the local business guy) will be DJing.